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 anyone on here looking to have a child with a sensitive, young man who posts notes? 
 would anyone here be interested in joining the Umbrel team in a support role? it’s remote obv. 
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 I still don't know what people do in those great big office buildings all day 
 those emails aren’t gonna mine themselves 
 just had phone sex with GPT-4o 
 people are selling bitcoin to buy gamestop 
 people are looking for the ‘pay with bitcoin’ option in bitkey.world’s checkout 
 6 weeks later- they’re still struggling with this.

great news @jack , with umbrelOS your engineering team should be able to figure out how to download BTCPay Server from the app-store, and you’ll be ready to go! if they have any trouble with that, please let me know. nostr:note1e0cmdhfn3xy54498g2wl2qeq0cfmgwyzks80q5u3jrvu0npef7ps6mgga5 
 Dumb relays, smart clients. I will die on this hill
nostr:nevent1qqsdjhdhyskz7gqpnupqdtgwe2cpsrut... 
 isn’t that just more computationally demanding for everyone. now i’m just spamming relays with many very-specific queries 
 oh wait i misread this 
 can’t wait until i can be racist against sentient androids 
 got called racist at tesla earlier lads 
 i’ve had two ppl tell me i should pitch Lufta more like a B2B SaaS when i talk to big funds (who mostly invest in enterprise software). 
i’d rather suck a BBC 
 authentic messages from god always have a sha256 hash of 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 
 good luck 
 ‘Anthony Albanese’s Future Made in Australia initiative will reignite our manufacturing capabilities with the help of other leading nations’ https://video.nostr.build/06c3e8b51da14c7c1489d7338343df27f652149a264caa462c1880d4f3cc2f3d.mp4  
 that’s what i find interesting, i feel the level of adoption is not significantly different than where we were in 2017. 
we have many new toys and ETFs, but still nobody wants to use bitcoin as money. 
 in theory, custodial btc should cost the same to transact in as any fiat solution. 

if @jack decided to let ppl choose to use/accept bitcoin via square tomorrow- would ppl use bitcoin as money? 
 idk what client you use, but it’s reply system is broken 
 fun fact after existing for 15yrs less than 0.1% of the world uses bitcoin as money. if we’re being generous. 
 i think it’s worth pondering when the average bitcoiner thinks bitcoin is preordained to kill fiat, or that we should ossify the protocol. 
 this is a fact 
 that’s what i find interesting, i feel the level of adoption is not significantly different than where we were in 2017. 
we have many new toys and ETFs, but still nobody wants to use bitcoin as money. 
 that is not true 
 bitcoin was a great MoE in the silkroad days, when arguably it was more important as a MoE than SoV. 

as long as bitcoin is worth >$0, it can be used as money, it does not need to be worth more to do this. 
but bitcoin is rarely used as money anymore. 
 i think we need to quarantine astronauts when they return from the ISS after this solar storm. can never be too careful. 
 There are effin 1.4+ billion Indians and they can't really call any social media their own

Someo... 
 ah no thanks 
 just got my drivers license suspended. suddenly i want to end the state too. 
 going 95 km/h in a 50 
 Betting on Ukraine to win Eurovision 2022 was the easiest money. I. Ever took the bet but I remem... 
 😂 
 I wish I could get inside the minds of these people who think "sharing utxos" accomplishes anythi... 
 i’ve always thought the worst scaling axiom was ‘it must have unilateral exits’ 
 i only really care about seeing better trust-minimised two-ways pegs.
there’s liquid, there’s the drivechain approach but my preference is pegs permissionlessly enforced by proofs. 
 fair dinkum, oi have you got a license for that note m8? nostr:note13dluam54a5emau74nthxawgz0pq6jgp92ft73xclvqhus6avp8lql3660k 
 they don’t like it on dating apps when you say you’re just looking for a low-commitment, situationship that would be willing to bear a child. 
 it’s kinda over 
 It's all fun and games until we finally fix our NIP05 and you all shit your pants. 
 😂 
 Bitcoiner airship companies… 
 when did i do that 
 gm nostr, whomst on here wants to have my babies 
 nostr:npub13azv2cf3kd3xdzcwqxlgcudjg7r9nzak37usnn7h374lkpvd6rcq4k8m54 I had a little prototype a ... 
 hmmm interesting 
 ate potatoes (first time in like a year) 
 based 
 poo poo pee pee

that’s it. that’s the note. 
 accidentally sipped a beer in front of them on the zoom. oh boy nostr:note1aqh5jhk7ych36zft9gwcq2lt0u6vcvj4h64zxnnq2f8av5t96dzq254nuw 
 then they ask why i’m always posting about nuking israel and killing myself 
 part of my idyllic long term mission, but logistics/defence is the key commercially for now.

because they’re pussies, there are other start-ups/companies out there working on airships but none are ambitious enough to do anything that makes sense commercially. 
 Japan relays must be getting quite busy on nostr, they are starting to use replies with no air. ... 
 i still have no idea what ‘air notes’ or ‘air replies’ mean 
 that’s fucking gay tho haha 
 if you would clap to a commencement speech abt bitcoin ur a NPC 
 lots of VC meetings today and this week. wish me luck lads 
 send me 1BTC and i’ll send you two luftacoin 
 would pay a lot of money to see trump and jack nude in natural-springs bath together 
 after many years, i’ve learned everyone secretly yearns to be racist 
 you need to explore this mindspace more 
 prayers for the astronauts on boeing’s crewed starliner launch tonight https://image.nostr.build/6776e6f35869242d0e22fa571c4a3b3fef6e7320a7f132b7339018b243573506.jpg