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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Need some help testing if the thing (Alby Hub) actually works receiving zaps. 1 sat zap or two, please 🙏🏻
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GM! Just did the @Alby Hub install and got the @LNServer channel for it. Was super easy and now I am back to self hosting my zap address 🔥🔥🔥🫡☕️☕️☕️
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Colin | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I literally can't post any media on nostr
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The size limit at this moment should allow for any image, and 5min video easily (given video is properly compressed)
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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Name something more annoying than trying to calculate the effective fee rate in a cpfp transaction
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Unpossibility 😂😂😂
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CraigTheSpaceBum | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Someone fly to Japan and wake up nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Uploads?
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I am awake ffs, what is the problem? 😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Try now please
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Hooray! But I am still salty that nobody flew to Japan to wake me up 😂😂😂
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corndalorian | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 It always feels like an eternity 😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That’s why I got hooked on the Lightning 😂😂😂
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7fqx | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 #Amethyst keeps timing out on image uploads, even when clearing cache (several times). nostr:npro...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 What errors are you getting? NIP98? How big is the upload? Are you using TOR or VPN?
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It should work now, I hope. Did a series of restarts to move the bits along 😂🫡
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jpfrogmd | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 just dont fckn dance
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GFY! 😂😂😂🫂 https://i.nostr.build/DAGB8DLxADaormeX.gif
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Had this GIF saved just for you 😂🫂😂🫂😂🫂 https://i.nostr.build/hL5m4K9q2YLwSk0W.gif
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Jeff Geerling | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Took a little time this morning to clean up the rack and finally install a separate 2.5G switch!
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 💯! Redundant PSUs should be a norm for the servers
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jpfrogmd | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 having a weird urge to zap tf outta nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075q...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM, zappy frog! What did I do to deserve the punishment? 😂☕️ https://i.nostr.build/8OTfGa5795LZ87W3.gif
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Degenerate times 😂🫂🔥
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GN😂😂😂🫂💤 https://i.nostr.build/rAxb5aqQWg18P1P1.gif
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM! 🫂☕️😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Meanwhile in Canada … 😂😂😂🫂🔥 nostr:note1xpynk3ww48wk5fw6cxwjjcfxf3fyjsx5cdf0m0lqyagwfpdkvw0sqh05h3
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 lol! No wonder I saw no skates on your feet. 😂😂😂🫂
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bostonwine | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Goodnight 🥱😴💜🫂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GN🫂💤
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ಠ_ಠ вυввℓєz | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/bb3239b6686933a85a8b9a5212de7355d3cf2cdcab71cc1f255a4edaead7d191.jpg
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 In Japan we would say: Presedential Erections Results 😂😂😂
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hp | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Perfect use of dynamic island
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Hey! Long time! 🫂👋🏻
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 All good, fren! 🫂😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 It just dawned on me that more people are subscribed to some popular YouTube channels than any of the single candidate in US Elections ever got in votes! 🤯🤯🤯
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Well duh, that’s not really the point here
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sofiavittar | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Ass photo if Trump wins for the ones liking this post! 🤣✴️✴️
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 20 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Dick photo? 😂😂😂
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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 So there are people out there that are like 

"TRUMP IS GONNA WIN SO GONNA BUY DOG WIF HAT" ??
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Shit! I am selling all my BTC and going for the dogwifhat! This thing is going to the moon! 😂😂😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Whine all you want about the Hellthreads, but they make Nostr feel alive and chaotic, just like real life. GFY! 😂😂😂🫡🤯☢️🔥🤣
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GN😂🫂💤
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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 If you can hear this picture, you are my people
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂🫂🫂🫂🔥
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Moss | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Elon Musk is a doer. What is admirable is that he is never just a talker. His thoughts and action...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Few understand this or can relate! 🫂🫡
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roya ୨୧ | 21 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 814 gang nostr:note19kfg8vskhxa0gt43m4du408gggx4n3quxkn52fxg3yk84fvcw57qxladlw
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I remember those days 😂😂😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Probably not, but mine sure did to you! 😂🫂🔥☢️
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Puzzito | 22 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 I'm zapping everyone who helps test my new app Animal Sunset 2,000 sats

Share your creation on N...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Make it possible to copy the invoice, otherwise I can’t use it from my phone
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Marie | 22 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Welcome to Hellthread!
Please fasten your seatbelts and get ready to watch this short interview w...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 22 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 FTW! 😂😂😂☢️🔥🤯🤣
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂😂😂 https://i.nostr.build/EW0N7hH8t3KgtZfZ.gif
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Marie and Marie riding towards people’s wrath! 😂

https://i.nostr.build/3gfZmkLWIGXzbrdx.png
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GN! My notifications are in hell, so don’t bother tagging me or replying! This is my nostr feed until this thread is silenced 😂🫂💤☢️🔥
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM, HT! 😂🫡☕️☕️☕️☢️🔥
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @Sedd this thread breaks @YakiHonne , FYI
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM😂🫂🔥🔥🔥
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 This!
https://v.nostr.build/Hj1F7eADH7zO7ghF.mp4
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GM! 🫡☕️🏞️ https://i.nostr.build/FBzw7EgnjdSskDQd.jpg
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️🫡
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️🐶
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫡☕️🫂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 22 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️🫡
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Oh wow! All of these and much more have been already addressed and new version is available in test flight! This was quick! 🫂🤯

Now if only videos in the notes feed were fully occupying the note space and control s were at the bottom of them, that would be perfect! nostr:note1pzt6cf43xhpkkchrpgs6au64yj0fjshkrc9f4s9kx4phdcfkuqaq2shfyg
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node | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM my fren 🐸
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️🔥
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phil | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM!
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️🌄
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Ryan | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM the fishcake 🌞
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM!🫡☕️🔥
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Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM!
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫡☕️🌄
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GM!🫡☕️☕️☕️🌄
 https://i.nostr.build/FXvoj1Iw4x5LP24f.jpg
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫡☕️
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫂☕️
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 23 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Good morning 😂☕️🔥
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Having an affaire with nature today! 😂🫂 https://i.nostr.build/AoBCtyjecvTEkarA.jpg
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Who needs a room when you have a whole tent to yourself 😂😂😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Took me a few minutes to understand! Nature I’d Like to Fuck😂😂😂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 25 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 GM! Now you can at least grab a frame from the video to serve as a poster when using the e.nostr.build player, or embed the video with iframe. 🫡☕️
(Full custom posters coming next)

https://e.nostr.build/v_jYgKV_mp4?t=%F0%9F%94%A5+&by=The+Fishcake&w=1280px&h=720px https://i.nostr.build/4PY0XzpHw9JClLQK.jpg
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 25 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 GM🫡☕️
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yo! All good? I am still around! I ain’t like that fucking @jpfrogmd  cunt! 😂🫂🫂🫂
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 24 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If that fucking frog grows some balls, we’ll boil him and his balls! 😂😂😂🫂☢️
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Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎 | 25 days ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 25 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 YT videos are already well compressed and none of the transcoding makes them smaller at the same resolution. And yes, ffmpeg based solutions are much better
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 25 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 [mov,mp4,m4a,3gp,3g2,mj2 @ 0x74f36ad5e580] moov atom not found
45RoBbHjcuJSq3V2.mp4: Invalid data found when processing input

File is corrupted, so just use web interface of NB and upload as is, no transcoding
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 25 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 try going to https://nostr.build/account/ and upload from there
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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | full thread | reply | flag 
 Here it is!
My list of people that are coming with me to this amazing island destination!
#hellth...
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The Fishcake🐶🐾 | 21 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 This thread has expired, make a new one…. Oh, wait… 😂😂😂
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