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 I can’t troubleshoot now, but from the experience with YT rips and trying to transcode them, usually makes them either bigger or corrupted. We’ve seen a fair share of such uploads in the past. You can try “curl -O <url>” and then use ffprobe to see what is going on with it. Usually it is either broken bframe or something to that tune. Uploading the direct YT download is the most optimal way to share them. 
 YT videos are already well compressed and none of the transcoding makes them smaller at the same resolution. And yes, ffmpeg based solutions are much better 
 GN💤😴 
 And to think the largest one was 5x bigger than this one. Pure horror. nostr:note1gxue9tycrved97v... 
 Yep, that shit is horrendous AF! 🤯☢️ 
 Get the audio/video player link and <iframe> code right from within the account page! Images also have <img> tags in an easy copy/paste format. 🫡

https://e.nostr.build/v_LeloW_mp4?t=Rainy+night.&by=The+Fishcake https://i.nostr.build/jYA94PtGP8u28LYI.jpg  
 Customizable poster is coming soon too, stay tuned! 
 And I don’t think we’ll be too far from having a pay-per-view option for our creator audience. 🤔🤔🤔 
 It doesn’t take much to make the list nowadays. Can’t touch the top though 😂 nostr:note1ehpdtj8laks348zfu2d46x4h2cq06fpc28wfgegurmrrfnd3mavqnhhp63 
 Probably nip57 note didn’t get to the public relays. Zapping on Nostr is shit for tracking, relays are all over the place with fragmented information 
 GM, TGIF 🫡☕️ 
 GM🫂☕️ 
 GM🫂☕️ 
 who made zap.stream? 
#asknostr 
 GM. 🌞

Happy white paper day! 
 GM🫡🧢☕️ 
 I MISTAKENLY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS M’S BIRTHDAY, LOLZ! 😂 
 MAYBE I SHOULD START USING ALL CAPS, 🧢 OR 🧢 NOT, THERE IS NO TRY. 
 @YakiHonne I love the new look of the app, bar few issues that will probably prevent me from using it frequently:
- Default view shows Trending threads, with no way to change it to follows as default.
- Follows view shows notes (replies and new threads), with no obvious way (to me) to change it to the threads only with no replies.
Hope this will be fixed 🫡🫂 
 I meant Highlights, not trending 😂 
 Yes, it would have been my daily driver if not for these issues 
 Time for fiat mining, GFY! 😂🫡⛏️⛏️⛏️🪖🪖🪖 
 Before you ask, the search (semantic search with advanced filtering) is in works with the tentative release plan by the end of this year. The main blocker is our current metadata pipeline and processing that I need to rework and rollout. So no, I am not ignoring user feedback or holding features hostage (like some would describe it), it’s just the problem of having to run an always available service and ensure backwards compatibility and zero downtime migration. Scalability and sustainability is our first priority, we can’t let you down by doing a sloppy work. 🫡 nostr:note1y6kts2ee7jpdtp5xg0dgthp4pkexu2gxdnjt3c8e8xj4pecxfj5ssaje3e 
 I guess more work and testing is booked for me in the next few days. 😂😭🔥🥳 nostr:note1a8aaaukf9ul4j590ays7relp4ukgm68csg82wg89hmcmwkafyx6slqxz6p 
 Almost forgot:
Released a tool and infra to allow embedding of the audio/video files with the fancy player for all account holders. I know it can be a major pain to find a good web audio/video player, so we are doing it for you. https://e.nostr.build nostr:note123zryfuq8t788pvtwht3eqjla5pypj6lqdmeql0g5vjyhddz3vas36q4d6 
 GM!
Just released a few minor fixes and optimizations for the nostr.build:
- if uploaded GIF does not achieve at least 5% size reduction through optimizations and resizing, it is left as is.
- We have had support for no_transform flag for the nip96 API, and now account page allows you to enable it for the current session in the account web app.

🫡☕️☕️☕️ 
 End of the subscription, and only available 30 days before the expiration.

GM🫡☕️ 
 GM🫡☕️🫂 
 GM🫡☕️ 
 GN! 🫂💤
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 Good morning 🫂☕️☕️☕️🔥 
 Last test, should auto play and loop 🤔

https://e.nostr.build/v_zdJnd_mp4?lp=1&ap=1 
 Now I need to solve vertical vs horizontal and put the correct dimensions on the video. 
 And video test, same “ignore” warning! 🫡

https://e.nostr.build/v_V3k6p5KSjCEGDEET_mp4?ap=t&lp=t 
 I warned! 😂😂😂 
 Just testing, ignore freely! 🫡
https://e.nostr.build/a_E9ok_mp3 
 Feel free to use that endpoint for embedding of the audio/video stored by account holders. Should work with iframe too 🫡 
 it’s much worse than it appears nostr:note1lj29p7mct8a4tyg7m8cyh57cm7563l5c7nynzyevjdng8t0n77rs... 
 Yeah, fairly simple indeed. Scan for nudity and then scan the same image for the age of people in it. Then human has to verify if it’s CSAM and report it if it is. Fairly effective given the simplicity, and good at catching AI CSAM 
 Err, where do you think people upload their media when they use nostr? Who do you think takes care of hosting it and also becomes a target for uploads that shouldn’t be happening? 
 Blow some! That’s the note. 🫡 
 Happy Birthday! 🐶🐾🫂🎊🎉🥳👏🏻🍾🎂
I almost missed it! You didn’t age a day! 😂🫂🫡🎉🎂🍾🥳 
 Spending a first weekend exclusively for myself in almost a year feels good! Nothing like running and gunning in CoD BO6 to get some dopamine hit and to release frustration! LFG! (I did cheat a little and ended up coding in the morning 😂🤣)🫡🔫💪🏻☢️🪅 
 Time for GN and some CoD BO6! 😂🫂💤
This was impressive, love the short clip!
nostr:note1c3sg0mrkhjfcwt9hy6f5g49cugh2su90753yfmz7a3yyyddt8jfq8msqtm 
 Turned out to be an AI in my dream 😂🤣😂 
 I only noticed she had a necklace during the second walk after watching it for a 20th time! Fucking majestic 😂😂😂🫂 
 My cousin, name is Anna! (Jk!) 😂😂😂 
 It took me too long to realize that Japan is easier to live in once you accept things for what th... 
 You are getting it! I lived in more than a few countries, and Japan is my #1 choice 🫂🫡 
 Accept it, it’s as good as any other culture 😂 
 I can’t point to the exact logs, but the most common failures we see is with the timestamp being out of range (+/-60 seconds). We can’t help with people not having their phones synchronize their time. We see at least a few hundred requests a day with that issues, and all of them are from Android phones. 🫡 
 Good point, but somehow Damus or other iOS devices don’t have that issue. Not sure if the signature is applied differently there 🤔 
 I just bumped it to a 5 minutes window. Let’s see if this will improve the situation a bit 
 abs(sig_ts - now()) < 5 mins 
 Hmmmm, it seems we had a bug that would have prevented Pro users from using the SD Core model in the AI Studio. I’ve patched it now and all of the subscribers can use it. It is also a default model. If you are having issues, please always raise them! Sorry about that! 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️
GN🫂💤 
 Always reminds me of the saying: No good deed goes unpunished! Welcome to the real world of dirt and backstabbing 😭 nostr:note190nmqr9nmlvva8u44um636ctx37k6vuksksn72npxjrk83n55pzq4nj40s 
 Lovely good morning to everyone. 💜 
 Good morning 🫂🍷🫂😂 
 Wine, and whine not, there is no tit! 😂🍷😂 
 Don’t trust, verify and (don’t be fucking lazy) do your own research! 🫡(PSA) https://i.nostr.build/XtakPqeOFRoH3TKY.jpg  
 IDGAF! Other’s opinions are trash in most of the cases 😂 
 GM everyone 🌄 🫂 💜  
 GM🫂🍷🤯🐶🐾😂 
 Good morning Nostr. Pour yourself a cup of ambition the day is on the go. 
 Good morning 🫂🍷😂 
 Me too! 😂😂😂🤣😇 
 I can’t imagine being a vegetarian (or worse, vegan) after eating a steak with some good wine to follow it. How!? 😂🫂🥩🫂🍷🥩🫂 
 Good for them, but nature is ruthless and unforgiving. If I am still an apex predator, I’ll play the part. I respect all life, and I’ll enjoy the meal with the full respect for the animals who had to give theirs for me to enjoy and survive 🫡🫂 
 Good ‘ol’ times, fren! 😂🫂🫂🫂 
 Is there a way to send voice notes on here? I’m making short compilation videos using voice mes... 
 Now there is even a better way! 🫡

https://e.nostr.build/a_ygcIk1sDOASbSyU0_m4a 
 Just renewed my nostr.build professional account for another 3 years. Thank you nostr:nprofile1qq... 
 Sorry about that. I just checked and you should be renewed until 2027-11-09. Please see if it shows on your end too. Thank you! 🫂🫂🫂 
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 Happy Birthday, M! 🫂🔥🥳🎉🎊🎂🍾