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 So far 0 sats collected, ffs! 🤦‍♂️ 
 Ffs, I didn’t mean to steal directly from you, only from the plebs here 😂😂😂 
 That’s a great idea 😂🤣🤦‍♂️ 
 This is the way! 😂🤣🫡 
 And on that note, fuck it, we gong to sleep. Good night, and let the Lightning network gods burn in paradise! 
 And of course Eclair with its dumb protection against predicted on-chain fee difference force-close 3 of my active channels!!!!
(Sometimes developers of LN servers are not thinking about how to implement things so they don’t cause more harm than they protect you from) https://i.nostr.build/PD8sOyPsm5L79WcG.gif  nostr:note1ek4mtlv4ejcne0qdkfjwpywfckyz4cudv57mly8d6crycsuc945s79xe9a 
 Oh yes, we are so FUCKING back with Lightning bullshit again 
 The TX is published at 5sats V/b so probably OK, but I lost my channel with @strike and I am not sure I’ll ever get one back. This is just madness and all this fee predictions bullshit is pissing me off 
 LND has much worse problems that I am not sure I’d prefer 
 Unfortunately I’ll have to agree with you on that 
 Well, on-chain fee predictor does some crappy math and then decides how much diff it should tolerate. Also, my condolences… LN sucks in many ways 
 It is done under excuse of protecting your node from some impossible scenario that may result in loss of funds. The way it’s done is super dumb. Just fucking reject the transaction and don’t fucking force close the channel, ffs 🤦‍♂️ 
 It is simple. If the channel passes a TX with specific predictions for the on-chain fees, and that fee is too different from what your node has predicted, then it just goes and does the FC 
 I guess that was the only silver lining in this case. I’ve made more config changes to avoid this shit in the future. Sorry about that, there was very little I could do here. 
 All was good, only 3 channels FCed, I blocked routing asap after that. Now we are back to normal with more preventative measures in place. 🫂 
 Eclair gods decided to FC 3 of my channels, so fucking frustrated with this fee difference forcecloser mechanism in Eclair already. I want to scream into the void!!!!!!!!! 
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 The recording and editing of the audio book to A Lodging of Wayfaring Men is finished! 

However,... 
 DM me if you need to host a bunch of audio files. We can arrange it on Nostr.build 
 We can host URLs, and how you use them is up to you. 
 Just made more than a few updates to the nostr.build underlying infrastructure and code. Should make things more efficient and overall improve performance. If you are experiencing any issues in the past one hour, reply in this thread please. 
 #nomorezaps #ripemoji 
 Hacking… 😂 
 GM! Dropping emoji sig, just because… 
 I guess… 
 All alright, thanks for your kindness! 🫂 
 Yep, feels right this way! 
 Yep, definitely can be dangerous. @bevo and many others can relate too. Even the professional node runners had a ruggening (e.g. xmrk) 
 Why don't webm videos load on damus? Doesn't make sense 
 Very few, but it would be good if Damus could play them (not required though, since I am planning on transcoding them into widely used format) 
 instagram allows you to voluntarily tag your content as ai-generated. ai still confuses a lot of ... 
 I haven’t seen any DMs from you. 
 Yo nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s is there a particular tr... 
 I can publish http headers with moderation ratings, if you want to consume them. We perform it asynchronously, so they are not immediately available, only after 20-60 seconds. 
 Ok, I’ll implement it today and let you know details on the TG group. 
 We are already using one (probably same model) and nostrcheck.me uses our API for that too. 
 How did you get that? 🤔👏😀 
 Strangely this note shows in my notifications but I cannot see which thread it is in 🐶🐾😭 
 Ok, so today I found out my 8 year olds Youtube channel has 96 videos and some of them have thous... 
 Awesome! Kids are amazing 🐶🐾🫂🎉🎉🎉 
 Happy Sunday everybody 🔥 ❤️ 💪 👋 everyday is a gift, live in the present #love #life ... 
 GM🐶🐾🫂☕️ 
 “AI powered ToDo list written in Rust” 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 … GFY! nostr:note163p5emt8cxxllk9ev2ucsv44jxqmhtrhakx55u59m44pg8dj6c4q570cun 
 We get it! Nobody gives a shit, get over it already. It’s just yet another programming language, that’s it! 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/qFb4qR48LCJ4kKVe.jpg  
 thought id take a break today but i don’t know what to do now 
 Chill! Take a good drink and stare at the stars! Always good to clear your head 🐶🐾🫡⭐️💫 
 Used @mempool accelerator recently, really good and super easy! Can pay with LN or fiat, clearly LN is the way! 🐶🐾🎉🎉🎉 
 Sad but true! Docile population of developed countries is on the path to self-annihilation 🐶🐾🫡 
 GN #Nostr 😘 
 GN🐶🐾🫂💤 
 Wait so if I promise to zap everyone, I'll get a primal 24hr Trending post and a bunch of people ... 
 Yep! #gamethesystem 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 Proper hashtag usage! #knowshowtonostr 🐶🐾🫡🤣🤣🤣🫂 nostr:note1lsn78ha3d7enja2sk0hkd9dh2sey66x3shuuc4fmgnf8juysyens98rdnp 
 You are legend, ser! It is so rare to see people properly using the hashtags! 🐶🐾🫂🤯🤯🤯 
 I wanted to make an inappropriate joke, but was able to hold myself back 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 Hear me out: a nostr bot that uses smart LLM to quote the note and add top 3 relevant tags? #MakeHashtagsGreatAgain #MHGA 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 #FishcakeLovesHashtags 
 #FakeNews 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 #makehashtagsgreatagain nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w ... 
 #LFG! #TagOrItDidntHappen 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 #WTF 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🤯 
 #QueenOfThunder 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 “MANDIBLES 🤡🌎”



(This is essentially possession of an illegal firearm in the UK.) 
 It's so over 
 #pms #womensproblems #periods 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🫂 
 #FAFO #dangerzone 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 #SadDog #WriteCodeNotMakeWar 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🫂🫡 
 #AIIsNotArt 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣😂 
 Spamming hashtags is cringe 🤷🏾‍♂️
nostr:note1njcu9k9wujvj6apffrhjcq0drc09y430w8gxw42n... 
 #catstr #neverforget 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 #pussython is overdue 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 
 Why do you spam tags anon? Why do you add unrelated tags to your notes? Do you realize that it just makes tags unusable for the people and instead makes your tag spam note invisible to most. Use the remaining two neurons to consider the long term implications 🐶🐾😭😭😭 
 #killthetags maybe a solution to the problem 🐶🐾🤣🫡 
 Foundation is not something people think of or notice, until it crumbles 🐶🐾💜🫂 
 Make a script to backup notes together with media, problem solved. Same goes for search, technically. 
Search will happen, I don’t have time to work on it now, though I already prototyped it at least twice with great results.
It’s all about time, money and priorities. 🐶🐾🫡 
 It is definitely more than an hour of work to make it production ready. Prototype, probably 15min work for me, to production, around a day of work and testing. There are things that should be considered for security. Also, just getting a list of URLs is probably not gonna be useful for 99.9% of people. Ideally, the backup would be a nice downloadable zip file with all of the content, but this is also not an easy thing to implement while avoiding abuse and DDoS vectors (yes we are constantly attacked left and right). I did once asked here if there was an interest in archival storage but demand was 0 🐶🐾🤷‍♂️ 
 How do you onboard new people? With the invoice into their face? Do you also ask all your followers and follows to add your private relay? 🐶🐾🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ 
 We have a service by @cloud fodder that helps with relay hosting 🐶🐾🫡 
 Why do you need the list of URLs? You can already get it without scraping, just open a dev console and you’ll have it. 
I was talking not only about account holders, but all the media that is uploaded by the specific npub (free or not free).
If you continue with this type of attitude toward me or other people, just throwing out insults based on your uninformed assumptions, I’ll mute you and move along. I am talking with respect to you, I expect it to be reciprocated. 🐶🐾🫡