Plebwife. https://video.nostr.build/3d481c760e985faeee6ee88132720d988efd4814e25715a82287c8989db649d4.mp4
Lol the strife
High Time Preference
Facts ! 10x Are you tired of the lies , Call Noshole for consultation
Are you sure you want a big bathroom when in ten years you can have a really big one Nos like yesssss https://image.nostr.build/8491de130ccf4282488df2d10d8d3ef64bd31e8c0e36614a0b6f34a269ca5505.jpg
wtf are you going to do with 10 of them anyway 😂😂
Simple fix, use your garden hose and snake it thru your pet door into the kitchen sink Done and done
#hoodlife love it
One of them🤦♀️
You have all kinds of setting, a Jet Stream, Sprinkler, Mist, Fountain All the desired setting to make washing dishes a breeze Plus if you're thirsty, you can drink straight from the hose
Might as well just wash my hair in the toilet while I’m at it 😂😂😂
Isn't that what a Bidet is designed to do?
nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhshceh47... happy wife, happy life. You can get a new awesome faucet for less than what you spend on weed in a month. Hell, probably less than a week. Easy DiY job.
“This hodling son of a bitch” 🤣
Faucet is bad ROI, smart husband.
🤣☠️ Very curious if you script and rehearse this type of content? If you do, it does not come off that way. Well Job 🫡
I would never be able to do a script. I will have a funny idea and then just start recording like somebody is there I’m talking to. I’ve been telling people I kind of wanna get into standup comedy for a while, but I’m only half kidding
The shorts are hilarious, I watched this one 5+ times 😂 and just sent it to some Bitcoiner work friends to try to get them on Nostr. You won’t know if you love or hate standup until you try it, so get out there 🤙 I have quasi-cousin who has been doing standup for 15+ years. He’s hilarious, and still loves doing it even though it’s never become a full on career.
BONUS: If the faucet is dripping, you can use the time between the leaks as a source of entropy for your Bitcoin seeds. It is profably a true random source of entropy.
how come he's not fixing it? 😅
🤣🤣🤣
*laughs in crab market*
Wait what ? Lol
Just saying, don’t wait for bitcoin to moon. Three years ago bitcoin was the same price it is today, and the faucet was probably cheaper then compared to today. Buy that faucet 🤣 https://m.primal.net/JZDA.jpg
Holy shit! The charts don’t lie😂😂😂😂 Everything we need, he’s like, “next cycle”
We all struggle with this 😂🫂 The secret is to redefine “need”. I hate buying stuff because I think of the sats I could have had instead, but also I like having things like faucets in my bathroom and tires on my car 😅
So do iiiiiii, except I still have a problem with the “wants” sometimes. Faucet has yet to be replaced…. We will see 😂
You can show him up by measuring how much water leaks per hour then extrapolate that over a year and tell him how much not fixing it today is actually costing in sats👀
After several months, I eventually got some silicone adhesive to fix some of the shit at house. Be that hodling son of bitch, my friend! nostr:note1xkzyr85xr58htfu6nhzkplyazhculgl0d2u4c3y4tt5vdzx8asfqgrd5mc