Plebwife.

https://video.nostr.build/3d481c760e985faeee6ee88132720d988efd4814e25715a82287c8989db649d4.mp4


Omfg stop being so relatable 😭😭😭😭😭


Lol the strife


ZAP OR DIE🫡

ZAP OR DIE🫡


High Time Preference


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Facts ! 10x

Are you tired of the lies , Call Noshole for consultation


lol


wtf are you going to do with 10 of them anyway 😂😂


Simple fix, use your garden hose and snake it thru your pet door into the kitchen sink

Done and done


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


nostr:nprofile1qqs9phjf9nl9guj9phc6q9m0makezh5hedwelrf7enhh6f0lp2y8rhshceh47... happy wife, happy life. You can get a new awesome faucet for less than what you spend on weed in a month. Hell, probably less than a week. Easy DiY job.


10x the dishes!


#hoodlife love it


“This hodling son of a bitch” 🤣


Agreed. Super easy to replace. I just learned recently.


But he's right boo 😮💨


One word - dishwasher


FUCKING LEGEND 🔥

FUCKING LEGEND 🔥


I will try 🤷♀😂


🤣

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Bahahaha


Open a faucet store 🤷♀


One of them🤦♀


paper plates/1 knife, 1 spoon & a Fork!


It’s otay. I accept him for who he is 😂😂😂


Are you sure you want a big bathroom when in ten years you can have a really big one

Nos like yesssss
 https://image.nostr.build/8491de130ccf4282488df2d10d8d3ef64bd31e8c0e36614a0b6f34a269ca5505.jpg


The halving is near.

The halving is near.


Oh 💯


You mean the spider mansion?


You have all kinds of setting, a Jet Stream, Sprinkler, Mist, Fountain

All the desired setting to make washing dishes a breeze

Plus if you're thirsty, you can drink straight from the hose


New fear unlocked


Might as well just wash my hair in the toilet while
I’m at it 😂😂😂


Isn't that what a Bidet is designed to do?


Incredibly accurate 🤣🤣

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Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Faucet is bad ROI, smart husband.


lmfaooooo


🤣☠

Very curious if you script and rehearse this type of content?  If you do, it does not come off that way.  Well Job 🫡


I would never be able to do a script. I will have a funny idea and then just start recording like somebody is there I’m talking to. I’ve been telling people I kind of wanna get into standup comedy for a while, but I’m only half kidding


The smartest


The shorts are hilarious, I watched this one 5+ times 😂 and just sent it to some Bitcoiner work friends to try to get them on Nostr.

You won’t know if you love or hate standup until you try it, so get out there 🤙

I have quasi-cousin who has been doing standup for 15+ years.  He’s hilarious, and still loves doing it even though it’s never become a full on career.


That’s so rad, thank you dude!

That’s kind of where I’m at, I have a career, it’s just something I always wanted to try and think would be fun.

Nostr is a good way to test jokes 😂


BONUS: If the faucet is dripping, you can use the time between the leaks as a source of entropy for your Bitcoin seeds.

It is profably a true random source of entropy.


The faucet I want now

https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/uploads/asset/file/8e79d33c-a988-4040-bfd8-66d9eaefa0c8/E-CLxzKWUAM1bLv_1.png


Bulk Zap @ ZapAdd.com

Bulk Zap @ ZapAdd.com


how come he's not fixing it? 😅


Plebwife.

https://video.nostr.build/3d481c760e985faeee6ee88132720d988efd4814e25715a82287c8989db649d4.mp4


*laughs in crab market*


Wait what ? Lol


Zap🌻

Zap🌻


You can show him up by measuring how much water leaks per hour then extrapolate that over a year and tell him how much not fixing it today is actually costing in sats👀


Genius!!!! 😂😂😂


Just saying, don’t wait for bitcoin to moon. Three years ago bitcoin was the same price it is today, and the faucet was probably cheaper then compared to today. Buy that faucet 🤣

https://m.primal.net/JZDA.jpg


Holy shit! The charts don’t lie😂😂😂😂

Everything we need, he’s like, “next cycle”


We all struggle with this 😂🫂 The secret is to redefine “need”. I hate buying stuff because I think of the sats I could have had instead, but also I like having things like faucets in my bathroom and tires on my car 😅


So do iiiiiii, except I still have a problem with the “wants” sometimes. Faucet has yet to be replaced…. We will see 😂


clean sand will clean     stone bits stoneage tech/   lfg!      dripdrip/sandblaster(walnut shells when app.)   dyor


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


After several months, I eventually got some silicone adhesive to fix some of the shit at house.

Be that hodling son of bitch, my friend!

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