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 GFY πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œ 
 🀣🀣🀣🀣 GFYMOAR πŸ«‚

COME TO NASHVILLE IN NOVEMBER PLS

ITS GONNA BE THE MOST FUCKING FUN ANYONE HAS EVER HAD EVERRRR 
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 Awww I’d love to!!
What are the dates again? 
 Nov 6 - ♾️ 
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 If my broken bones heal in time it could be do-able! 
 broken bones wtf what happened? 
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 Yeah I broke 2 bones in my sacrum, I found out the hard way that Zulu dancing at night in South Africa  with loads of red wine do not mix 😬 
 holy shit Marie!! You old fart!! who said you can dance at your age?! Jkjk

I had to google the bone idk any bones, I had an American education.. 

it sounds serious holy fuck, knowing you I know for a fact you’ll recover quickly and make it to Nashville πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ 

wishing you a speedy recovery β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή 
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 Yeah well I did try and yeah old farts should not try Zulu dancing πŸ˜‚ that will teach me!
Yeah it’s incredibly painful and nothing can be done it needs time to heal, luckily it was on the 2nd last day of my trip!
Thanks bro I appreciate it, can we at least do a nest chat there? πŸ«‚πŸ’œ 
 Fuuuuuck will be sending memes for the pain, only cure I know of so far 


& we definitely should that’d be pretty fun πŸ‘€πŸ«‚ gonna run it by the peeps 
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 ça doit faire très mal Marie .. 
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 Incredibly painful no matter how I sit or stand. 
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 Après une bonne douche ou un bain chaud faites vous masser avec du vrai beurre de karité puis se coucher la nuit sur un sol dur ça marche Marie ...Surtout n'hésitez pas trop de manipulation ...
C'est bien l'occasion de tester les bienfaits de se coucher directement sans matelas...Autrement s'il y a des endroits avec des dunes n'hΓ©sitez pas vous Γ©taler sur le dos durant vos moments de repit, la marche avec une posture abdominale et les vagues vont vous faire que du bien ... SacrΓ©e Marie qui nous fait son*Johnny Clegg*πŸ˜…πŸ«‚ t'adore sincΓ¨rement  Marie ...profitez de ces expΓ©riences entre πŸ‡πŸ·
  
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 Aww thank you so much beautiful lady πŸ’œπŸ«‚ 
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 EspΓ¨re que vous allez un mieux avec votre sacrum nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqg0waehxw309ajjumn0wvhxcmmvnq2dwn continuez de vous coucher sur le sol surtout n'oubliez les bonnes postures durant vos mouvements puis le  maintien abdominal Γ  tout instant fait du bien βšœοΈπŸ«‚ 
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 Getting there very slowly πŸ«‚ 
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 Γ‡a va aller mieux ma grande si dans ton hΓ΄tel vous avez des baignoires balnΓ©o n'hΓ©sitez pas en fin de journΓ©e d'en profiter...et puis quelqu'un pour vous passer tout doucement serait un petit plus πŸ˜‚βšœοΈπŸ«‚ 
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 Ah, remember... Had shoe chafing at wedding.. wife gave painkiller with codeine. Fell asleep... so she forced me to stand! This is when she discovered I can sleep standing up... 
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 were the Zulus taking in refreshments? 
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 No they were not 
 You’re my direct line to FB memes on nostr you old fart πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
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 If I’m an old fart then you’re definitely a Karen, Ser Karen πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‚ 
 Google just told me I’m a crybaby.. which checks out 🀣🀣🀣 
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 Fantastic! I can call you Ser Cry Baby now πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œ 
 That has a nice ring to it πŸ‘€ 

new digital persona incoming ? 
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 See I’m not just some pretty boobs! 
 I’m confused as to how there aren’t lasers coming out the nips 

can we do something about that pls 
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 @PurpleHorse ⚑️ 
 Normally I’m laser-focused as hell. But I started working on it, and each time I got distracted so much that I completely lost focus.

Let me try again πŸ‘€ 
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 Hmmm I wonder why you were distracted πŸ˜œπŸ’œ 
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 Are those yours ?? 
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 10/10  
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 🫑 
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