holy shit this is actually a celebrity negro


hahahahahahahahahaha

https://i.poastcdn.org/da1d3884a29a554501843fb1320e6ffb1dfec5d0b0fdfbe1a57a9ba05fd13048.jpg 

 Did he call his niglet "fat mama"? 

 So many questions:
>If it's called "chicken of the sea", why didn't he wash it with bleach and dish soap???
>what language is he speaking? Can only understand a few words
>whose house is this? Did he break in? 

 Those are the flattest biscuits I've ever seen. He would be better off just getting some ready-made ones from the store. What's the point in bragging about "home-made" that is worse than store-bought? 

 You know I'll give this dumb nigger some credit for feeding his kids and actually making the attempt to do it without KFC and McDonalds being involved.  6/10 for the breakfast, 0/10 on home maintenance. 

 *CHIRP*