So many questions:
>If it's called "chicken of the sea", why didn't he wash it with bleach and dish soap???
>what language is he speaking? Can only understand a few words
>whose house is this? Did he break in? 

 so true friend.

they're very confusing and gross. hence the censor 

 like how he's using lactose free milk CUZ NIGGAS CANT HANDLE DEY MILK