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 Those are the flattest biscuits I've ever seen. He would be better off just getting some ready-made ones from the store. What's the point in bragging about "home-made" that is worse than store-bought? 
 because even "rich, smart" celebrity niggers are a waste of 02 
 He's doing it the way he was taught, niggers should get some points for obedience.  Now, he was taught fucking wrong, but that's on his grandma or whatever. 
 I'll tell you what his problem is, same as with scones, you use a glass to cut them and it squishes down the sides too much.  Use a sharp cutter (or hell just use a knife and cut them into squares or triangles) and they'll rise evenly and give you dat gud scronch up the sides.