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 Have you ever been so mad with how horrible a movie was that you were super excited about, that you spent two months writing 200 pages of an entirely different script and laying out casting ideas for it until you felt it was “fixed”?

I have 🤣

Guess the movie (don’t be greedy, repost so others can play 🤣) and I’ll zap 21,000 sats 
 Congratulations, you've discovered the fanfiction community 😂 
 Wonka✨️ 🍫👌 
 Avatar 🤣 
 Bambi 
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 Bladerunner 2049 
 May guess @Nosnevets knows this one 😂 also my guess is The Entity  
 I did it with Rise of Skywalker 
 Star Wars: The Last Jedi 
 Star Wars - Episode 1  
 Loved it 
 Based on your recent post, I’m guessing The Force Awakens 
 Openhaimer 
 Napoleon  
 Dune 
 Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace 
 Napoleon 
 Dumb Money 
 Barbie 
 “Marvels”? xD 
 Battlefield Earth 
 Blade Runner 2049 
 Jurassic World? 
 Matrix 4 
 I feel so proud that I actually made it through that entire movie. 
 Dunno, Oppenheimer?

I was mad how Hereditary ended. Everything but end is the best horror I have ever seen. If they were to drop the occult woowoo bullshit and make it all about mental illness - I would shit bricks. I trip on the idea of this kind of ending.  
 

Star Wars Episode I 
 Killers of the Flower Moon? 
 Attack of the Clones 
 Elemental 
 The creator (2023) 
  Lord of the rings could've been better! 
 Schpoidah maahn 
 Napoleon 
 That's life :p #Bitcoin fixes everything.  Love from India 🇮🇳  
 Trailer Park Backdoor Whores Vol III was the weakest offering in the series.  
 Well it would be by the third time around... 😁 
 Final episode of GOT? 
 Its gotta be Beyoncés RENAISSANCE movie isn't it....
(I know it's notnit as it just came out not to long ago and I have no clue)
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 New Mary Poppins was an aweful disappointment 
 napoleon 
 Hmm…The Social Network? 
 Dune. For sure ;) 
 LOTR 
 weekend at bernies
 
 Avatar: The Last Airbender 
 For real, the disappointment was so intense. Shyamalan had a lot going for him at the time and he dropped the ball so hard. 
 I was speechless when we walked out of that film… I was just… “what the fuck did I just watch?”

I’ve never heard of a casting decision so retarded, as picking a young lead with no acting experience… based on nothing more than a karate video. This kid has to CARRY THE CHARISMA OF THE WHOLE SERIES, and it has to be a child actor, and he literally cast a hollow wooden block as its lead. That should’ve been seen as the single biggest and most important problem on their hands for making that film work. Can they find a lively, liveable, bright, playful kid, who can do some elaborate flow and dance movement (or enough to use a stand in) that every person in the audience is going to care about, and who can put up with this crap for 6 years of films if it’s successful.

“Can he do karate” is not even on the list of “stuff that fucking matters.” Just get a kid who dances FFS. Get a Bollywood kid, they’d be perfect. They sing, dance, have a more stage acting presence so they exaggerate emotions and delivery. Thats what they need for Aang. Literally anything other than what they did. The whole cast was like this. That casting director should be ashamed, lol.

The awful casting choices alone are hard to recover from if they didn’t make 100 other absurd choices that they piled on top of a script that sounded like the characters were reading a bullet point outline of the plot as dialogue lines.

….

You can see why I had the motivation to fix this stinking mess of a film 🤣 
 Preach  
 Indiana jones 4 
 The Big Short 
 Avatar 
 No.
Was it Barbie? 
 Titanic 
 Save the last dance. 
 Post-Lucas Star Wars (all)
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 Babe: Pig in the City 
 A Haunting in Venice or any of the recent Poirot movies 
 dune 
 resident evil 
 Rings of Power 
 Anything by Disney 
 I do that with this bitcoin movie we are all characters in via my podcast. i refuse to just let it happen to me, ive decided to make it happen instead👁🌈✌

i prefer my own narrative 

you dont like it? GFY

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