Have you ever been so mad with how horrible a movie was that you were super excited about, that you spent two months writing 200 pages of an entirely different script and laying out casting ideas for it until you felt it was “fixed”?

I have 🤣

Guess the movie (don’t be greedy, repost so others can play 🤣) and I’ll zap 21,000 sats


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Bambi


Bladerunner 2049


May guess nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz knows this one 😂 also my guess is The Entity


I did it with Rise of Skywalker


Star Wars: The Last Jedi


Star Wars - Episode 1


Based on your recent post, I’m guessing The Force Awakens


Openhaimer


Napoleon


Dune


Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace


Wonka✨ 🍫👌


Dumb Money


Barbie


“Marvels”? xD


I do that with this bitcoin movie we are all characters in via my podcast. i refuse to just let it happen to me, ive decided to make it happen instead👁🌈✌

i prefer my own narrative

you dont like it? GFY

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Battlefield Earth


A.I.


Blade Runner 2049


Must be that one 😁😅
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Jurassic World?


Matrix 4


Dunno, Oppenheimer?

I was mad how Hereditary ended. Everything but end is the best horror I have ever seen. If they were to drop the occult woowoo bullshit and make it all about mental illness - I would shit bricks. I trip on the idea of this kind of ending.


Star Wars Episode I


Barbi


Killers of the Flower Moon?


Attack of the Clones


Elemental


The creator (2023)


Lord of the rings could've been better!


Schpoidah maahn


Loved it


Napoleon


I feel so proud that I actually made it through that entire movie.


That's life :p #Bitcoin fixes everything.  Love from India 🇮🇳


Trailer Park Backdoor Whores Vol III was the weakest offering in the series.


Final episode of GOT?


Its gotta be Beyoncés RENAISSANCE movie isn't it....
(I know it's notnit as it just came out not to long ago and I have no clue)
🤣


New Mary Poppins was an aweful disappointment


Well it would be by the third time around... 😁


napoleon


Hmm…The Social Network?


Dune. For sure ;)


LOTR


weekend at bernies


Avatar: The Last Airbender


Indiana jones 4


The Big Short


Avatar


No.
Was it Barbie?


Titanic


For real, the disappointment was so intense. Shyamalan had a lot going for him at the time and he dropped the ball so hard.


I was speechless when we walked out of that film… I was just… “what the fuck did I just watch?”

I’ve never heard of a casting decision so retarded, as picking a young lead with no acting experience… based on nothing more than a karate video. This kid has to CARRY THE CHARISMA OF THE WHOLE SERIES, and it has to be a child actor, and he literally cast a hollow wooden block as its lead. That should’ve been seen as the single biggest and most important problem on their hands for making that film work. Can they find a lively, liveable, bright, playful kid, who can do some elaborate flow and dance movement (or enough to use a stand in) that every person in the audience is going to care about, and who can put up with this crap for 6 years of films if it’s successful.

“Can he do karate” is not even on the list of “stuff that fucking matters.” Just get a kid who dances FFS. Get a Bollywood kid, they’d be perfect. They sing, dance, have a more stage acting presence so they exaggerate emotions and delivery. Thats what they need for Aang. Literally anything other than what they did. The whole cast was like this. That casting director should be ashamed, lol.

The awful casting choices alone are hard to recover from if they didn’t make 100 other absurd choices that they piled on top of a script that sounded like the characters were reading a bullet point outline of the plot as dialogue lines.

….

You can see why I had the motivation to fix this stinking mess of a film 🤣


Save the last dance.


Post-Lucas Star Wars (all)
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Babe: Pig in the City


Preach


A Haunting in Venice or any of the recent Poirot movies


dune


resident evil


Have you ever been so mad with how horrible a movie was that you were super excited about, that you spent two months writing 200 pages of an entirely different script and laying out casting ideas for it until you felt it was “fixed”?

I have 🤣

Guess the movie (don’t be greedy, repost so others can play 🤣) and I’ll zap 21,000 sats


Rings of Power


Anything by Disney