I got the answers:
 “please hold”
“Someone kicked his puppy”
“Doing stuff that doesn’t involve you”
“Are you human? If so, prove it by making mistakes… or just don’t fuck up as much”
“Ask them about their cat”
“ @jack  doesn’t even reply to his mom, why would he reply to you”

Next call 

 Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂
You nailed it 🤣🤣