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 What Hogwarts house is everyone in? 🤔
#asknostr 
 What I got or what I wanted? 
 What I want: Hufflepuff 
 What I get Slytherin 
 Slytherin is the best house. 
 Definitely maybe 
 Don’t listen to him 😭 he’s friends with snakes, he knows not what he says 🥹🫂 
 Harry is friend with snakes too 🙂 
 Technically Harry is a friend to snakes only because the piece of Voldemort that attached itself to him through the scar🤷🏽 
 True, but it is still part of him and makes him what he is ☝️
Getting philosophical now 😜 
 Always getting philosophical brother. 🤷🏽 
 Maybe that's just my interpretation of it.

But like isn't the scar the last horcrux and by killing himself he killed Voldemort once and for all?

https://youtu.be/5pEto5-qO1k?si=imz_87PD0qyR3WmF 
 Oooo good point 🤔 
 Both 
 Damn, we are meant to be friends 🥹🤣🫂💜 
 100% transcend inter-house conflict find peace in friendship 
 Both 🧐🔥 
 What I got: Slytherin
What I wanted: Slytherin 
 Jay 😂🤣😂🤣🫂 
 I took it again just to make sure. The original sort was from Pottermore a long while back. Still accurate 🤌

 https://i.nostr.build/yqdk5.jpg 
 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣🫂 https://image.nostr.build/a951ad05ce186ebb2e24fa64252638e2b51a4aabae8e778f018c535e5611fbac.gif  
 They see me slitherin. They hatin.
Patrollin and tryna catch me bitin dirty.  
 You are such a slytherin 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂😂😂🥹 
 https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/discover-your-hogwarts-house-on-wizarding-world 
 Shit. It’s hella KYC, lemme try to find another 
 Oh damn I forgot 😭🫂💜💜 thank you 🙏🏽 I tried to get a guy to do this one a date once 🤣 he said no 🫠 
 Much better

https://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/accurate-af-sorting-quiz 
 https://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/accurate-af-sorting-quiz 
 Damnit 
 It even works on Klingons! 👀 https://image.nostr.build/dd3a097ec4a6a7f6f8d047d4a618763c30f614c47b936ae0e3964c030bd0c367.jpg 
 Wow, very Slytherin 🤯🫂👀🫂 
 https://i.nostr.build/BRXRY.jpg 
 This totally makes sense, you’re a smart one squidgy 🔥🥹🫂 
  https://image.nostr.build/3dc77342a84528b05f9f0f98766cee88c0fff86cd619c13c3305a4d6167d0a6f.jpg  
 Yessssss Gryffindor for the win 🤺🔥♥️🫂 
 I had no idea 🥹😂 
 I totally knew it 🥹💜🫂♥️ 
 @hzrd149 🫂 
 Yessssss 🫂🔥 
 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/0424166acffa5011489731af99c576db16c99085d3713d32126ee86dad0450f9.jpg  
 Oh shit 😬 
 Rekt me 😂 
 😱👀
@[ARCHIVED] Jay your army is growing 😭 
 This is the way 🔥 
 The hat has trouble sorting me, as I’m 1/3rd race claw 1/3rd gryffindor… 
 @hzrd149 🫂 
 Took the test and I guess I'm Gryffindor. not quite sure what that means though 
 Means good things my fren 🔥🫂😎

There’s a war coming, against @[ARCHIVED] Jay and his alligators, and we will win 🫂 
 Which ever one yo mama's in 
 My friends tell me I’m Ravenclaw. But to be honest, I haven’t read the books. 
 That’s cool, means you’re smart - possibly friends with the enemy though 👀 Slytherin and Ravenclaw are buddy buddy. You get good grades tho 🥹 
 Oh shit haha nope. I was a C student 😆 
 Well, I was just a terrible student and hated school. I love to learn but at my own schedule. 
 Hmm you sound like Gryffindor 🥹🫂 we are good but bad 😂🫂 
 Yes. Learning is great when you can pick the subject 
 I agree 🫂🫂🫂 way more fun 
 Okay. I’ll officially change. I don’t think they where right based on what you said lol 
 Yessss amazing cos I think Jay is ready to become Voldemort 👀 we need to put together Dumbledores army 🔥🫂 
 Phew … confirmed 😜 https://image.nostr.build/520384b50d46509ae055eb546a5abbbd27b1a3f4bf7dbbcfc642486616d61b5e.jpg  
 Yessssss 🫂😎 I knew it 🥹🫂🫂🫂🫂 
 Ravenclaw 
 Smart lady 🔥🫂 
 The one that isn't Hufflepuff. 
 🤣😂🫂 Gryffindor? 🥹 
 Their tower is pretty high up 🤔 
 Alright, I took the quiz. https://image.nostr.build/fc75f8810059e9df37c9f96a2938fe46a2fdd1568b81edba375610d9149219bf.jpg 
 Damn! Ravenclaw is cool too though 🫂🔥 
 🤣🫂 mate, take your broom up 🔥 when you’re Gryffindor you break a few rules for good reasons 😁 
 Never! I'm a muggle supremacist 🤣  
 You must be mr Weasley 🥹😂🫂😭 that guy loves muggles 
 Auranostralis Visiona: Inspired by the orange pills, symbolizing uniqueness and transformation, this name suggests a house where change is embraced and new horizons are always in sight.
 
 You saying… you’re a Hufflepuff? 🥹 
 According to the thing noshole posted. 

"You Are 35% Ravenclaw, 34% Gryffindor, 16% Slytherin, and 15% Hufflepuff"

 
 Ooo damn, you could go either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw I reckon 🤯🔥🫂 
 Gryffindor 
 We got another one! 🔥🫂☺️ 
 Ravenclaw!!! 
 Damnn dude I would have said Gryffindor 🥹🫂 
 Naw I guess the hat has other plans, but if there’s a Gryffindor house party I’ll bring the butter beer and giggling water 
 Yesss Gerardo 🔥🔥🫂 we can play a game of Quidditch too 😍 bring your broom 🙏🏽 
 Hahah say less, may have to practice a couple rounds I think I’ll be hanging on that broom by my fingertips 
 Oh same 😂🤣 we’ll keep a doctor who can fix bones fast and a bottle of skele - grow on hand 
 Hahah fine deal by me, we’re here for a good time not a long time 
 Wanted: Slytherin
Assigned: Gryffindor 
 Yesssssss we got Evan 🫂🥹 you are soo Gryffindor 😂🫂 
 Pretty sure I'm Slytherin though
 https://image.nostr.build/3b6e60405a42f3897b4023f57bc22bfcd2962d4e0011961b4a06c43ac5796c22.jpg 
 The hat doesn’t lie 🔥 it looks into your head and everything 🫂 cmere fren 🫂🫂🫂🫂 
 The first time I took the official quiz I got Hufflepuff. But when they redid the website and let you retake it I got Ravenclaw🤷🏽 
 Ooo you’re a good mix 🔥🫂😎 
 But you already knew that🤷🏽 
 Is there any test? I wanna give it a try. 
 There is 🙏🏽 I’ll tag you in them 🫂 
 Don’t trust verify, GFU, Have fun staying poor….if your not Slytherin are you REALLY a Bitcoiner? 
 Poor in material wealth, maybe, but I’m rich in soul my friend 🥹🫂🔥😍 
 Somebody made me do this the other day. 

Slytherin AF. Not surprised. 
 😂🤣 It’s alright 🥹🫂 you can keep @Jay company 🫂🫂 he’s needing an army of death eaters I hear 
 On it. 🧙‍♂️ 
 i’m a gryffindor, but i want to be a slytherin bc of the cool colors 😞 
 Whaaaa 🥹 but but 😭 dam you @[ARCHIVED] Jay 

Bet you’d look glorious in Gryffindor colours 🫂🫂🫂🥹 
 Ravenclaw 🐦‍⬛ 
 Nice 🔥😎🫂 
 Gryffindor 🦁 
 YESSS we got Erik 🔥😎🫂 
 🤘🔥🔥🔥 
 Out-the-door 
 Yesssssss I knew you’d be Gryffindor Séimí 🫂🫂🥹 
 I'm going to start a coup at Hogwarts, fuck their 4 party system man, we putting bars of soap in socks and we paying Dumbledores dorm a visit.  
 What are we gonna do to him 🥹😂🤣😂🤣😂😱 you’re like Fred and George in one 🔥👀 
 For real though, probably Slytherin to be honest. They probably let you smoke fags in the dorm.  
 They’re so snobby though 😭 that Malfoy is such a goofball. Gryffindor is where the fun’s at 🔥😎 
 Ravenclaw 
 I thought you’d be gryffindor or Ravenclaw 🔥🫂☺️💯 
 Griff was my second highest 😎, looks like we make a good pair. 
 It appears we do 🧐☺️🫂🫂💯 
 Ravenclaw here 
 That makes sense, very smart and I would have said Ravenclaw or Gryffindor 🥹🫂🫂 
 I‘m sitting on the moving stairs high as fuck and contemplating life 
 Idk probably Gryffindor/Hufflepuff. I'ma recluse and I smoke occasionally 🍀🤙🏽.  
 Nice choices 🫂🔥 
 Gryffindor 
 I knew it 🥹♥️🫂 
 haha is it that obvious? 

what are you? 
 A fellow Gryffindor can always tell ☺️🫂 
 🫂☺️💜 
 🫂🫂🫂💜 
 What are the options again? 
 You got Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw 🔥

I wanna guess Gryffindor for you I thiiink 🤔💜 
 Ummm which is the ‘bad one’? That’s the one for me! 
 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣 Slytherin but I bet you’re a Gryffindor 🫂🫂💜 Gryffindor are tough and break the rules too 😍 

@[ARCHIVED] Jay is Slytherin and he’s recruiting for his death eater army 😭 
 Hufflepuff 
 Aww 🥹🫂♥️ this makes total sense. You have a heart of gold and it shows 🫂 
 Awww that’s sweet to say! 🫂 Are you hufflepuff too? 
 Nah 😭🫂 I’m gryffindor 🥹 I lead with my heart 🙏🏽 but get told off a lot, and my heart is hidden behind armour 👀🫂 
 Hat had trouble sorting me, 1/3d ravenclaw 1/3rd gryffindor… i picked gryffindor 
 Yessss 🔥😂🫂💜 
 💯% Hufflepuff! 
 Very nice 🫂🫂🔥☺️ 
 Straight Hufflepuff, bb.  
 Hufflepuff-puff-pass 
 I see this 🥹🫂💜💜 Hufflepuff are lovely 🫂 
 Hufflepuffs unite!!! Or you know don't whatever 🤷‍♀️ 
 How would I find out?...asking for a friend 
 😂🫂 
 Slytherin represent we out here 
 Nooo Shogun 😱🤣😂🫂 
 MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS https://image.nostr.build/20b76feb7378c09eff3b14cd5dccbaf052289f879f04064065b84a57332755f7.gif  
 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😉 https://image.nostr.build/22014fea906f7b5e7183beffc27f25bc48c876f47f86ea88fe8a1f48c2016be5.gif  
 😂🤣😅 deep down you love me 
 I do 🥹🫂🫂🫂💜 I was only teasing 🫂 
 It says Gryffindor. 
 Hello fellow Gryffindor 🫂🥹 
 Well, hello there.  Quite the wonderful world JK created. Happy to now officially be a part of it. 
 It really is 🫂 Me too 🥹🫂🫂 
 The black house of evil. 
 Slytherin then 🥹

@[ARCHIVED] Jay you got another one

I think 👀 
 The army is growing. 

Bitcoin and Nostr attract the most disagreeable people 😂 
 That’s why Karma will never make me rich and powerful. It’s knows wayyyyyy to much about me lol 
 Id keep an eye on this one Jay 🤣🫂 i fear mutiny might be afoot 🧐 
 🤘🏼😈🤘🏼 
 Ravenclaw. 
 🔥🫂 niceee 
 48% Hufflepuff 😊 
 Lovely 🥹🫂🫂 
 Ravenclaw, with a healthy dose of Gryffindor to balance 🤓😎 
 Smart and adventurous 🥹🫂🫂 
 I’ve always liked your posts.. don’t know why. 
 I dunno why either 🤔 I’m absolutely bonkers 🫂 
 “We’re all mad here”🐰🙀 
 Wanted:  Ravenclaw
Assigned:  Hufflepuff 
 This makes sense 🥹🫂💜 you’re wonderful 🫂🫂 
 I would say Gryffindor 
 Yesss Petr 🥹🫂 
 Gryffindor, all other answers are incorrect 
 YES 🔥🫂 
 i guess i'd have to pick Gryffindor or my daughter would be upset with me. 
 YESSSSS 🥹🫂

HA-Ha we get Derek and you get that spooky guy who’s trying to overthrow you 🔥😎 @[ARCHIVED] Jay 😏 
 Gryffindor!! Woohoo!! 
 Yesss Frank ☺️🫂🫂🫂🫂 
 Slytherin 
 Aw man 😭🥹🫂 
 Gryffindor 
 Yesss 🔥🫂 
 Slytherins aren't inherently bad. They're just pragmatic, survivalist and clever. It's like Professor Black said, "Slytherins can be brave too; we're just not stupid."

Using / working in Bitcoin is a sneaky way to sabotage the banking system; a very Slytherin thing to do. 
 Be honest with me, did @[ARCHIVED] Jay send you sats to say this? 🧐

But you’re right, Slytherin aren’t completely bad 🫂 
 No but I sent him sats after because I look out for my own 🫂🧡🙏 
 🥹🫂💜

Kinnnd of like that lady from GOT is the mother of dragons 🥹 you are the father of Slytherin 😂🫂🫂 
 Respectfully, I will never let a hat tell me where to live.  Is there another way?? 
 You could be a rebel and pick your own house 🔥🫂 
 I unfortunately never got my letter 
 😭🫂

I’ll talk to them 🫂 never too late 
 Here are the counts for how many people are in each house from this thread. 

```
House      | N  | Percent
-----------+----+---------
Slytherin  | 11 | (22%)
Gryffindor | 18 | (35%)
Ravenclaw  | 14 | (27%)
Hufflepuff | 8  | (16%)
-----------+----+---------
Total      | 51 | (100%)
```

@Vic

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 Wow Jay you did it! 🫂 thank you 🫂🫂💜 - aw not many Hufflepuff 🤯🥹 
 Love how you put Slytherin at the top of the list 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂 
 Hahahah yeah cause in amethyst, your comment always appears at the top, so it was me 😂🤣

Well I guess you were first being the originals note. In that case I should have put Gryffindor first 😅 
 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 
Naw don’t be silly 🙏🏽 I’m only teasing 🫂 I can’t help it, it’s a Gryffindor thing now I know you’re slytherin 😂🤣😂🫂🫂🫂 
 Ravenclaw 
 As much as i would like Slytherin or Gryffindor, i think i would be in Ravenclaw. 
 Ravenclaw still very cool 🔥☺️ all the geniuses are probably Ravenclaw 🫂