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 What I got or what I wanted? 
 What I want: Hufflepuff 
 What I get Slytherin 
 Slytherin is the best house. 
 Definitely maybe 
 Don’t listen to him 😭 he’s friends with snakes, he knows not what he says 🥹🫂 
 Harry is friend with snakes too 🙂 
 Technically Harry is a friend to snakes only because the piece of Voldemort that attached itself to him through the scar🤷🏽 
 True, but it is still part of him and makes him what he is ☝️
Getting philosophical now 😜 
 Always getting philosophical brother. 🤷🏽 
 Maybe that's just my interpretation of it.

But like isn't the scar the last horcrux and by killing himself he killed Voldemort once and for all?

https://youtu.be/5pEto5-qO1k?si=imz_87PD0qyR3WmF 
 Oooo good point 🤔 
 Both 
 Damn, we are meant to be friends 🥹🤣🫂💜 
 100% transcend inter-house conflict find peace in friendship 
 Both 🧐🔥 
 I got Slytherin on Pottermore, wanted to chill with Hufflepuffs. Lied to everyone ever since, telling them that I was a legit Hufflepuff, hand knit scarf and all.  
 Slytherin buddy 🔥🙌 
 Classic Slytherin behavior. 
 Looks like Pottermore/Wizarding World gave me a second chance. Maybe cause I'm nicer and less desirous of renown now than I was when I did this test initially😅 . No offense Jay!
https://m.primal.net/Hqjw.png  
 No problem 😁

But I totally thought that shirt said

   YOU'RE 
RETARDED
   HARRY

🤣🤔 
 🤣 I'm going to have to make that a shirt now.. 
 https://image.nostr.build/5b2cfd5e341ec2b8556365b4cbe3a45bfe9f8a091f84a26113ee883d0d83dc35.jpg 
 nostr:nevent1qqsg2e0az05hk8wuxlwpl43s6t35c05enk4n3m9d0pckzcg0tdktyzqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgq3q7ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2qxpqqqqqqz8x7kjz 
 Well, this is brilliant 😂🤣😂🫂🔥 
 https://m.primal.net/HqkM.png 
Here we gooooo.
Shirt design - ✅  
 Hell yeah 🙌 
 I DON'T GIVE A DUCK YOU DAY HAIRY BASTARD I'M NOT A FECKIN WIZRD I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR FECKIN SPELLS YOU BASKETCASE 

HAGRID YER PUSHING ME OVER THE FECKIN LINE ILL BURST YE I'LL FECKIN SET TE HEARD ON FIRE  
 The more I think about this, the more I want to add the #ordinals hashtag to it
nostr:nevent1qqsyr3lz3nr5dqxuyugmjem08e0duaatxpj5j0ra2apt86uzv4pf3lgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpl722ns83lvcsjn5t4cwkq2eczu2ne7nswjfq6n5sjura0mpq8w4qvzqqqqqqyjxfurl 
 Awww Hufflepuff are wonderful 🥹🫂 

Ha-ha Jay 😂🫂 your army of death eaters are getting smaller. Better luck next time mate https://image.nostr.build/3aa23d3e3c4703c1b16ba65c6c519c9abb2fd19fbcdfd89c9ef21d9ce0925b9b.gif