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I like to try new things. So when I found this jerky place that was like "ostrich! Shark! Kangaroo! Alligator!" 

I couldn't help myself 
 For now I can say I tried only horse, mule, and shark. 
Horse and Mule are soo tender, I know for many it's too much close to a pet.. but in Italy (most in the south) is pretty common 😅😋 
 I tried ostrich kangaroo alligator shark  and then rare for California but I found out I loooooooovvvveee bison like no wonder we made those fuckers go extinct  
 Oh I tried Buffalo, that maybe can be similar, and yes I totally agree! 
If they just listened to Lisa Simpson and ate more 🍎 and less 🦬.. 🤣😁 
 Simpsons references get zaps 
 You are killing me today Man 🤣😁💜🫂 
 Am I?

I'm high and sleepy.

It's 8 in the morning.

Did you know there was an 8 in the morning?

I sure didn't.

My rule #4 is when people tell me imma regret that in the morning I politely scream in their face I SLEEP TILL NOON BITCH 
 Having to wake up before 12:00 is a shitcoin, I agree 💯 
 Facts machine