Am I?

I'm high and sleepy.

It's 8 in the morning.

Did you know there was an 8 in the morning?

I sure didn't.

My rule #4 is when people tell me imma regret that in the morning I politely scream in their face I SLEEP TILL NOON BITCH 

 Having to wake up before 12:00 is a shitcoin, I agree 💯 

 Facts machine