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 got a new clock

it's tiny, but i love it https://image.nostr.build/88f089ab69ba3cace97c8330c0be5cef7be07d444d30dffd2cb1449005d29797.jpg  
 Braun... Can I shave with it? 
 works well, especially around the braun space 
 Yeah it’s funny they also make https://i.nostr.build/PNdj2h6hWDdgJNZe.jpg  
 might be basic for saying this, but i just love dieter rams's work 
 You love clock. I love lamp. 
 it hab backlight, either manual with 5-second timer when you push the top button or based on the light sensors, turns permanently on when it's dark (when you switch backlight "on" from behind) https://image.nostr.build/b928c253e8fe4435dfcd6eb2c2135647985c3e9912dc8834d854c3f7747906fe.jpg  
 That looks like a nice cock 
 Shit 
 Freshly shaved word is 
 Fucking… DED 🤣👏🏼 
 the "a" isn't big in "braun" for no reason 🤗 
 Forever 
 who doesn't love a braun clock 
 You're a doctor! You could have said penis!  
 thank you, our president erect 
 The imagery… 
 What’s a penis clock? 

Wait…nevermind. I don’t wanna know. 
 Don’t google it and select images 
 @Eshara get in here! 
 Oh boy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👀👀👀 
 pardon 
 Clock! It’s a clock damnit. 🤣 
 Why did autocorrect do that? 🤔😂 
 it autocorrects frequently used words 🤔 
 I mean. Some people save the contact as “Boss” in their phone. 
 🤣

I’m dead. I got caught by a stray in the timeline fr fr. 
 winning nostr  
 Wow it’s ok, nothing wrong with being a gay frog 
 But, Marie, they're turning the freaking frogs gay with the stuff in our water.  
 👀 
 So many dicks,,, it’s like I’m at work https://image.nostr.build/cfa492fdcea34214b8f153ed61f170fc320aaeb77eb0cfd2c5b986d10e931f8d.jpg  
 you shouldn’t talk about your boss like that 😜😂😂 
 Where does it show the next block? 😅 
 I had no idea Braun made anything else besides electric razors 
 braun has designed almost any sort of home electronics imaginable 
 Average size 
 The little "quiet" illustration seems...naughty.  
 I am worried you may be becoming a clock extremist. You have moved from clocks on the internet to clocks in real life.  
 i am become the clockologist 
 Clockentologist 
 every zap i get will go towards me buying a new clock/watch 
 Shh. Rest now.
https://m.primal.net/Jkma.jpg 
 it's the hidden propaganda 
 Before and after quiet quartz: 
https://m.primal.net/Jkmw.jpg