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 That looks like a nice cock 
 Shit 
 Freshly shaved word is 
 Fucking… DED 🤣👏🏼 
 the "a" isn't big in "braun" for no reason 🤗 
 Forever 
 who doesn't love a braun clock 
 You're a doctor! You could have said penis!  
 thank you, our president erect 
 The imagery… 
 What’s a penis clock? 

Wait…nevermind. I don’t wanna know. 
 Don’t google it and select images 
 @Eshara get in here! 
 Oh boy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👀👀👀 
 pardon 
 Clock! It’s a clock damnit. 🤣 
 Why did autocorrect do that? 🤔😂 
 it autocorrects frequently used words 🤔 
 I mean. Some people save the contact as “Boss” in their phone. 
 🤣

I’m dead. I got caught by a stray in the timeline fr fr. 
 winning nostr  
 Wow it’s ok, nothing wrong with being a gay frog 
 But, Marie, they're turning the freaking frogs gay with the stuff in our water.  
 👀 
 So many dicks,,, it’s like I’m at work https://image.nostr.build/cfa492fdcea34214b8f153ed61f170fc320aaeb77eb0cfd2c5b986d10e931f8d.jpg  
 you shouldn’t talk about your boss like that 😜😂😂