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 Maybe if we all play raining blood at the same time... The Florida man will come out with his American flag
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 But maybe we shouldn't. Because if we summon Florida man, if he comes outside and sees his shadow it'll probably mean 2 more weeks of September or something lame like that.
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 LEHIGH ACRES]- A Florida Man was arrested after doing very “Florida Man” things, including humping a tree and running down a street in the nude.

21-year old Alonso Sanchez was found by deputies and was seen “hugging and hip thrusting” a tree. He was completely naked and allegedly high at the time. 
 Florida Man seems to make a habit of starting fights.  This time he picked on the wrong guy. 50 year-old Omar Marrero attacked a former MMA fighter with a 14-inch knife.  It didn’t end well for Florida Man.

It was around 4 am when the former fighter was just pulling into a parking space when Marrero began to bang on his car window with a knife.  Marrero then opened the driver side door and tried to cut the man.  Things escalated quickly. 
 Fuck it
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https://youtu.be/QGnB5GzuqxU?si=UN79zs2Do6YuleyN #tunestr 
 looks like a fun jog.