Maybe if we all play raining blood at the same time... The Florida man will come out with his American flag
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 YOU CALL THIS A STORM?!
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 Forrest don't GAF!
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 It's only 6pm. Hurricane is supposed to make landfall at like 2am. He still has plenty of time for a jog! 

 Runners are just built that way. I used to run before tornado 🌪️ weather hit in Kansas. If you’re not a dumbass, you know when to take cover. 

 So, you're out in the rain with a bunch of electrical equipment to produce a report that you could easily shoot from a dry vantage point - and you choose to mock someone else who just wants to get a little exercise as 'Florida Man'. 🤷‍♂️