But maybe we shouldn't. Because if we summon Florida man, if he comes outside and sees his shadow it'll probably mean 2 more weeks of September or something lame like that. nostr:nevent1qqsfmvau0sfgzdcegv6erghqn3q7wf8ktkcqutcpx9yg95l7h3j8ywspzdmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82c30qgs0p7e36xqs48u4mu730r7dvl9qkzv8ntg3ap5fu45k9nvrn7uw44qrqsqqqqqpcsqf0a
LEHIGH ACRES]- A Florida Man was arrested after doing very “Florida Man” things, including humping a tree and running down a street in the nude. 21-year old Alonso Sanchez was found by deputies and was seen “hugging and hip thrusting” a tree. He was completely naked and allegedly high at the time.
Florida Man seems to make a habit of starting fights. This time he picked on the wrong guy. 50 year-old Omar Marrero attacked a former MMA fighter with a 14-inch knife. It didn’t end well for Florida Man. It was around 4 am when the former fighter was just pulling into a parking space when Marrero began to bang on his car window with a knife. Marrero then opened the driver side door and tried to cut the man. Things escalated quickly.
Fuck it nostr:nevent1qqsrz92630sujv5hlesrgr66ca9kqe945m0grcx4v5eazwkr8cv5d3qpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctczyrc0kvw3sy9fl9wl85tclnt8eg9snpu66y0gdz09d93vmqulhr4dgqcyqqqqqqghqmymv https://youtu.be/QGnB5GzuqxU?si=UN79zs2Do6YuleyN #tunestr
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