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 heems fr innocennntt!! 😲
@lauren @Buddha @noBody𓅦🧱
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 Lemme do dis 
 I didn't read. I'm 4. Sorry. I bad. 
 #tardstr https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
 Shit 
 Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov #tardstr 
 Wtf 5

How do we incorporate this into the tism score and iq scores??? The mega innocentarded genius metric 🤔🤔🤔 
 15 
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 You probably did it backwards like derek 
 i was counting the numbers instead of giving 1 point per line 😩

nvm, derek not innocent  
 i iz tard 😩 
 16 👀🫨 
 Omg we are all so fucking retarded rn 🤣 
 mercury in tardegrade 
 I scored 1 
 nice
https://i.nostr.build/Ao37.jpg 
 Feels good. 
 I should ask if there’s anyone that gets a zero here!! 
 I’ll go skydiving this summer for you. 
 This sounds extremely romantic 
 😂😂 yesterday she wanted 9 beetcorns to sleep with her. Today she wants me to skydive. 
 Correction it was 10 bitcoins 
 1 deduction for snoring 
 That would actually cost you more! 
 Come on. A guy with a score of 0. That’s worth something. 
 I think that would be Jack only! 
 He has a score of 0? 
 Probably! 
 Or is it his long, strong hacker fingers?

Or low centre of gravity and thrusting power that attracts you to him? 
 What? Are you talking to me wolf? And who are you talking about that attracts me to them? 
 You said you wanted to sleep with Jack? 
 What!! I did not ever say that!
He’s definitely NOT my type, don’t like the dude! 
 Why do you hate jack marie 😞 
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 Fak! Peak #tardstr 🫨 https://image.nostr.build/bea6393f8052b343e3792c13317293b98fa1e5ee268a928422101ffbae22d872.jpg  
 She’s #nottarding btw 
 Noh, I am 🧘🏼‍♀️ 
 Objection https://image.nostr.build/7c6f37217b316fb404ef33dbff2385e648194150cfe77c89faf5108c00f5d772.jpg  
 It was the best of tards….it was the worst of tards

Tarding takes a toll on a man…. Or woman 
 Or wait. That had to be during or after a fast 
 Ackchually i do think it was during your very concerningly long nipple man water fast 
 😳😳😳😳😳 
 Savid june 23 🧐 
 Did you ever get to call him nipple man?  I remember you asked 
 I think he said only after corn is at 100k, fucking idiot. I called him Nipple Man™️ anyway 
 I think we had a tardgument that day, actually 
 Who daddy long nips? 😲👀 
 The fasting dude,  remember…. Fairly sure it started a nuke 
 Ohhhh the football player! I member now! But I do not want to remember the nips, blz do not show. 🫣 
 No.. Damn you.. it was not the football player??? Who tf is that?? 
 Wasn’t that dude that did 40 day fast an ex football dude? 🤔 that you liked to read his stuff? 
 No,  Okung??? NO!  It was a fasting dude that always had his shirt off.  One morning you liked his post and said “I’m fasting too” or some shit… and I went into a rage death spiral.. just an average Tuesday in tard chat 
 The guy who was like always showing off his eggs in his high rise condo 
 Showing off his eggs?? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!! All I remember is mineral water and shirtless pics 
 I’m about to go all caps… I feel it 
 No no like “bro i am eating 18 eggs rn” 
 Oh.. yes 😂😂😂😂 
 Ohhhhh i remember this now!! 
 Ok good… moving on. 😂😂😂 
 Do you even egg bro?! 
 Do you raw egg coffee tho?  Or naw 
 I took a vow of Noh raw egg coffee until my bf makes it for me 😌 
 Why do you want your best friend to make you coffee? 
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 Noh not bestie steven.. 
HUE, my boyfriend. 🥰 
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 😲 sounds 🫨🫨🫨 
 Also,  he was saying long fast, not long nips. 😂😂😂😂 
 Ohhhh! This changes things tremendously 
 💀 when was that?! Haha before summer? 😂

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 TARDING IS A ZIBA ZABA ZIBBABABBBABABBABBA LIFESTYLE!!! 
 Oh boy here we go.
No I never said I hate Jack, I said I don’t like him. 🫂 
 You don’t hab to like to lub. 💕 
 What? 
 Inspirational PSA 
 Oh we must be talking about different Jacks. I’m talking about this one: https://image.nostr.build/717a0ce1f1fcc9c80d4219edd044d1e3ee7585ba775b5d6c76b07b2543174bfe.jpg  
 Who the hell is this? 
 Jack 
 Jack who?? 
 By the looks of it that’s Jack Daddy 
 Not sure. He runs the photo kiosk at Walmart. 
 Wtf then 😂 
 Different Jacks then. Chalk it up to a miscommunication.

On aside, and back to the matter at hand, I’ve always considered myself to be an above average thruster. 
 Different Jack-arse then?
What’s above average thruster exactly mean?
Please explain! 
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 Ok, that’s John Travolta 🤔 
 😂🫂 
 I’m on my game today, you’re not going to drag me into this wolf and say it was all my doing 😂😂 
 Too late 
 Scoring a zero prolly means you are ded and not on Nostr. 
 FAK I DID IT WRONG 🫨 
 YES 
 #YESTR  
 ok ok.. I’m at 4 😲👀 
 my sister in tard, im 4 too!!  
 steben, as the noticOR blz note that the #tardstr ‘s are addicted to tests