14 :) 

 You mean you haven’t done number 14? 😜 

 No 14 of 20 and would say 4 of the left overs 1%> happening unless my life changes massively 

 Ps try a zip line e you will love it 

 30 for me :-)

#Zapathon #Bitcoin #BTC #Nostr #Lightning #Zap #Zaps #Plebs #Plebchain #Nostriches 💯 #Zaps at a time #Happy #RideThe ⚡  

 Are you even alive? 😂 

 😂👏 

 9 

 Never:
Skipped school (dropped out of college tho...)
Broke a bone
Sky dived 
Had a 1 night stand
skinny dipped
No tattoos or piercings
Been on a Cruise

Actually only 8...  

 18... 

 Things you have NOT done? 

 7 spot 

 2 

 10

🥱 

 Things you have NOT done? 

 the yawn is for how boring I am

lol!! 🤣 

 No you’ve still got plenty of time! 

 disappointed with myself: the score is only 11 

 You gotta live a little! 

 11 😉🥂🍸 

 You need to live more 😜 

 💯🎯🙌 

 15 👀 

 Wait, what? You need to spend more time with me my friend 😜 

 Oh wait. Fuck me. I did it backwards. 😂😂😂

4 then. I am bad at reading apparently. 

 That’s why I said you needed to spend more time with me…I thought gee that’s a whole lot of stuff Derek hasn’t done! 

 Sorry. 16 👀👀 

 Umm these are things you have NOT done right? 

 heems fr innocennntt!! 😲
@lauren @Buddha @noBody𓅦🧱
https://media.tenor.com/51ZqoOnf_swAAAAM/quby-cute.gif  

 Lemme do dis 

 I didn't read. I'm 4. Sorry. I bad. 

 #tardstr https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 Shit 

 Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov #tardstr 

 Damn it !  I did it backwards 

 Hmm nostr:note14ak09uqcn06sgqxw86s3rv29m3whke2965vjpwumfkpw924y2vgsmdcjqf 

 5 #tardstr 

 We are all the dumb. 

 Us https://image.nostr.build/1a333edb65128d9ededdd03370a1f65975966d484a970111465d52b20c28c851.jpg 

  https://image.nostr.build/1866c4e1fbe1c99cdb2280ec134a29701dafd49009c40c680d775b0a127dd7d1.jpg  

 Wtf 5

How do we incorporate this into the tism score and iq scores??? The mega innocentarded genius metric 🤔🤔🤔 

 15 

 You probably did it backwards like derek 

 i was counting the numbers instead of giving 1 point per line 😩

nvm, derek not innocent  

 i iz tard 😩 

 16 👀🫨 

 Omg we are all so fucking retarded rn 🤣 

 mercury in tardegrade 

 I scored 1 

 nice
https://i.nostr.build/Ao37.jpg 

 Feels good. 

 I should ask if there’s anyone that gets a zero here!! 

 I’ll go skydiving this summer for you. 

 This sounds extremely romantic 

 😂😂 yesterday she wanted 9 beetcorns to sleep with her. Today she wants me to skydive. 

 Correction it was 10 bitcoins 

 1 deduction for snoring 

 That would actually cost you more! 

 Come on. A guy with a score of 0. That’s worth something. 

 I think that would be Jack only! 

 He has a score of 0? 

 Probably! 

 Or is it his long, strong hacker fingers?

Or low centre of gravity and thrusting power that attracts you to him? 

 What? Are you talking to me wolf? And who are you talking about that attracts me to them? 

 You said you wanted to sleep with Jack? 

 What!! I did not ever say that!
He’s definitely NOT my type, don’t like the dude! 

 Why do you hate jack marie 😞 

 Fak! Peak #tardstr 🫨 https://image.nostr.build/bea6393f8052b343e3792c13317293b98fa1e5ee268a928422101ffbae22d872.jpg  

 She’s #nottarding btw 

 Noh, I am 🧘🏼‍♀️ 

 Objection https://image.nostr.build/7c6f37217b316fb404ef33dbff2385e648194150cfe77c89faf5108c00f5d772.jpg  

 It was the best of tards….it was the worst of tards

Tarding takes a toll on a man…. Or woman 

 Or wait. That had to be during or after a fast 

 Ackchually i do think it was during your very concerningly long nipple man water fast 

 😳😳😳😳😳 

 Savid june 23 🧐 

 Did you ever get to call him nipple man?  I remember you asked 

 man of NIPs https://i.nostr.build/X23L.gif  

 I think he said only after corn is at 100k, fucking idiot. I called him Nipple Man™️ anyway 

 I think we had a tardgument that day, actually 

 Who daddy long nips? 😲👀 

 The fasting dude,  remember…. Fairly sure it started a nuke 

 Ohhhh the football player! I member now! But I do not want to remember the nips, blz do not show. 🫣 

 No.. Damn you.. it was not the football player??? Who tf is that?? 

 Wasn’t that dude that did 40 day fast an ex football dude? 🤔 that you liked to read his stuff? 

 No,  Okung??? NO!  It was a fasting dude that always had his shirt off.  One morning you liked his post and said “I’m fasting too” or some shit… and I went into a rage death spiral.. just an average Tuesday in tard chat 

 The guy who was like always showing off his eggs in his high rise condo 

 Showing off his eggs?? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!! All I remember is mineral water and shirtless pics 

 I’m about to go all caps… I feel it 

 No no like “bro i am eating 18 eggs rn” 

 Oh.. yes 😂😂😂😂 

 Ohhhhh i remember this now!! 

 Ok good… moving on. 😂😂😂 

 Do you even egg bro?! 

 Do you raw egg coffee tho?  Or naw 

 I took a vow of Noh raw egg coffee until my bf makes it for me 😌 

 Why do you want your best friend to make you coffee? 

 Noh not bestie steven.. 
HUE, my boyfriend. 🥰 

 Psssst… 

I see y’all makin frens in threads 🍿🍿🍿

https://media3.giphy.com/media/qNMHJ6vULxtftYbBbx/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dbf0efbee02b56b6683ce376f40efd99a93237ce&ep=v1_gifs_username_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 😲 sounds 🫨🫨🫨 

 Also,  he was saying long fast, not long nips. 😂😂😂😂 

 Ohhhh! This changes things tremendously 

 💀 when was that?! Haha before summer? 😂

https://media4.giphy.com/media/VcAJGAA7liwgXWbsNo/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77ae6bc1a74aa821236bf88a48984855d15225f21&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 TARDING IS A ZIBA ZABA ZIBBABABBBABABBABBA LIFESTYLE!!! 

 Oh boy here we go.
No I never said I hate Jack, I said I don’t like him. 🫂 

 You don’t hab to like to lub. 💕 

 What? 

 Inspirational PSA 

 Oh we must be talking about different Jacks. I’m talking about this one: https://image.nostr.build/717a0ce1f1fcc9c80d4219edd044d1e3ee7585ba775b5d6c76b07b2543174bfe.jpg  

 Who the hell is this? 

 Jack 

 Jack who?? 

 By the looks of it that’s Jack Daddy 

 Not sure. He runs the photo kiosk at Walmart. 

 Wtf then 😂 

 Different Jacks then. Chalk it up to a miscommunication.

On aside, and back to the matter at hand, I’ve always considered myself to be an above average thruster. 

 Different Jack-arse then?
What’s above average thruster exactly mean?
Please explain! 

 https://media.tenor.com/0D6TkaDvOhIAAAAC/you-want-some-of-this-pelvic-thrust.gif
 

 Ok, that’s John Travolta 🤔 

 😂🫂 

 I’m on my game today, you’re not going to drag me into this wolf and say it was all my doing 😂😂 

 Too late 

 Scoring a zero prolly means you are ded and not on Nostr. 

 https://media4.giphy.com/media/q3Q1Rf4VnzJrVR3yxh/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d78ad5627348178ea0a7a5060bc44c4ccd76d3ea5a&ep=v1_gifs_username_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 😂everytime. Kills me. Everytime. 

 The man in the background always makes me think of this man: https://image.nostr.build/983b6163b9b74478eaa4b75b7b3a9b9427afede23690b95bf87a1ad578d8a027.jpg  

 Interesting. Always me think of @Bob 

 FAK I DID IT WRONG 🫨 

 YES 

 #YESTR  

 ok ok.. I’m at 4 😲👀 

 😳 

 why the long face? 🤔 I still wholesome 🥹 https://image.nostr.build/cf628951f4c74976098b1ccdd12a5bf3b8860245ac188af69e4bb77efcb0cd77.jpg  

 my sister in tard, im 4 too!!  

 we livin life, Tata! 🫨

https://media3.giphy.com/media/zHZ6S1GaAu4FzJFGMc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d78ad5627348178ea0a7a5060bc44c4ccd76d3ea5a&ep=v1_gifs_username_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 steben, as the noticOR blz note that the #tardstr ‘s are addicted to tests 

 Testies ftw 

 😂 

 #tardstr https://image.nostr.build/3d8e8823ff081f444b0d379516d62f7d0be8e861f02829833ec3099a8e9ba716.jpg  

 Oh goodness 

  https://image.nostr.build/44c998647829b0ad4e0041994862369e833d73814914307e3d4035a565c11cff.jpg  

 https://image.nostr.build/b94c42d37697016494c3b161f65f9b496d2ff6d9a1c683e00429012c00088c33.jpg 

 💀 

 It’s so good!! 💀

The ACCURACY! 🎯 

 It me https://image.nostr.build/3e42a6adb46afd33d66fbf10c10ee7c77b62159728caf6b4eda3d08a16d05c8f.jpg 

 😂 same 

 IT ME!!! 

 A story of tard 🥹🧡🫶

#tardstr 
👉🏻 scroll blz https://image.nostr.build/994fe27667d56d3737670509714bb76a8c45aea052ad82be4641c897138c6315.jpg https://image.nostr.build/740894896a34aaef009a95cfa46d8a06077bdbfa5ae067685f3d63a18af1fdd5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/838c230df0a677b1ad944e049a3e763ff9c606cd05e8d2a9514a26c12d3462c5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c650ce2ae018cde2892edb466366f5b5657aa24907389e53b72de10880fb6fc2.jpg  

 WAIT I read this wrong 😂😂😂 fak disregard #tardstr 

 still wholesome af, saved 

 6 

 15 

 What? You need to spend more time with me then! 

 Would love to 

 I’m a bad influence, just ask @Derek Ross 😂 

 I can deal with that 😂 

 15 🤣🤣 

 Are you sure it’s what you have NOT done? 

 Hm.. 🤔🤔 

In that case 5 🤣🤣🤣 

 You wild one 😂 

 4 

 Add some drink & we've got a #nostr never have I ever  

 Whoa…18! 

 You’ve only done 2 of these??? 

 Oh snap.  Misread… 2 

 🤣😂 2 🫣 and thinking it's a pretty mild list while going through it 

 Limos and being on TV is risky? lol 

 Yes 

 Sky diving, gotten a tattoo and broken a bone. Never done em. 

 Everything but the tattoo done, skydiving was a once and done thing for me, great memory, no issues but not something I’ll repeat. I have some titanium where some bones were, I recommend the bones, the injury aches when the weather changes. ☺️ 

 2 🤷🏾‍♂️ 

 9 

 14 🤙 not bad 

 Come on, things you have NOT done? 

 I correct myself to 6 lol 

 It said to give yourself 1 point for each thing you haven’t done. So a lower score would mean higher risk-taking. By that rule I get a 6, meaning I’ve done 14 of the things on this list. 

 Exactly, there’s a lot of people here that didn’t read this correctly 😂 

 Me including 😂🤦‍♂️ 

 8 

 Wow I had you for a 3 kinda guy 

 I got much to live for still xD 

 I’m 6 lolz 

 Skinny dipped too!? 

 😂 nah. I don’t like open bodies of water that much to be unclothed in them and no pool has ever been appropriate for it 

 Oh wait! I read that wrong 😑 I haven’t done 6 

 Apparently, following rules is hard for some of us too! 🤣 

 Haha 😂 for sure 

 No comment  

 Does this mean it’s zero? 

 It's 2 which means, depending on perspective, I've either lived a life or...there's a couple of things to scratch of the bucket list and I need to get my arse moving 😆 

 Well you are a bit of a rebel then 😂 

 2 👀 

 Unlimited 🐝 

 1 

 such a wholesome bunch lol 

 15 😊 

 Things you have NOT done? 

 Yep, I did 4, 5, 7, 9 and 20… not really adventurous yet sorry 🤣 

 You still have time 😂 

 🤣 working on them as we speak, it’s part of my bucket list now thanks 🤣🤣 

 This is the way! 

 4 

 I am ashamed of my results. 

 Is that a zero? 

 No. I got a 9. A 9. 🥴 

 No way! lol don’t be, mine is 4 😂 I for some reason think the girls here are bigger risk takers than the guys 😂 I mean, there are less of us, so my guess is not fully accurate, but for those of that commented here 🤷‍♀️ 

 I agree, us ladies can be a little wild 😂 

 16 lol 

 Did you read it correctly? 😂 

 Hmm. Oh.. No, no I did not!.. 

 Correct answer would be 4 then.. 

 Also.. Haven't risen a horse, rode in a limo or met a celeb!! Lol 

 I haven’t ‘risen’ a horse either but I have ridden one, but I’ve been in a limo and meet celebrities 😂 

 Damn.. Make it 5.. Gone on a cruise.. 

 😂 

 8 points 

 Hola amiga 

 3 

 Please tell me you didn't zip line  

 6 lol 

 17 and I don't expect to ever get to 20... So far I've resisted all efforts to karaoke- Even resisted that time I was wasted in a Vietnamese gambling speakeasy in Southampton docks... Nuff said about risk right there... Twin Peaks. Anyway karaoke  is just too damb scarey for me ;) 

 i still think a picture of your butt hair fluttering would be more entertaining 

 3 

 79 🫨 

 Ummm this only goes to 20 😂 

 I thought I had to add up all the points

ooopss 😅 

 i have done the same thing initially

i was shocked looking at the replies like woah its so over for me 

 I know! I was like “only 8? pft!! Get a life people “ 😂😂😂 

 16 

 Are you even living? 😂 

 I'm at 8. But I get good insurance rates because of that. 😀 

 I got 6 too 

 11 for me 

 4 

 3 

 Wait, 4 

 Is 4 bad? 

 4 as well. 

Arrested
Sky dive
Piercing 
Cruise 

 Arrested
Tattoo
Piercing 
Skydiving 

 Risk-taker 

 Older than you and everything in moderation.  I’ll try most things unless they will clearly kill me. 

 I bet you are not older than me 😜 

 Never have gone zip lining , gotten a piercing, or been on a cruise.  

 So your score is 4 then, pretty good! 

 Looks like I have to get a piercing after ziplining on a cruise now. 

 Most definitely! 

 5
But is meeting a celeb even risky?? 

 Depends who it is 😜 

 13 

 That’s things you have NOT done? 

 im laughing so hard reading the responses and u repeatedly double checking this is beautiful 

 I know right! Amazing how most read it wrong…and others are they even alive 😂 

 Oops. 7. 

 Wait, I read this wrong. I'm actually a 12. Oops. 

 Most read it wrong 😂 

 Yeah. I figured it out when you sent that message to Dorsey. 

 4-& I’m pretty mild mannered. 😂 

 13 😂 

 Are you sure?
It’s things you have NOT done 

 I still have time 😂 

 You youngling 

 Don't grow up, it's a trap 😂 

 Most certainly is! 

 7  

 You gotta lower that score 😜 

 Ok, it is just 5 loool.
My plan to 0:
Ill jump from a plane, get a tattoo and piercing on the way down, land riding a horse, and start firing a gun.
 

 Pics or it never happened 😂 

 I score 12. 

 14 points! Before I die will be at least 15 (skydiving) or even 16 (arrested) 😁🍀💜🫂☯️🤙 

 No, you need to add up what you have NOT done 

 Oh fuck.. I missed the "n't". Probably I really should go to sleep, sendend a GN note almost an hour ago..  😴💜😁 

 😂😂 

 Then it's 6 like you Marie! 😁💜🫂 

 🫡 

 7-8, depending on what "met a celeb" means 😆 

 Well meeting them in general I guess 

 If meeting means "saw on the street or in the supermarket" I score 😄 

 No, like meeting them at least saying “hi” 😂 

 Then maybe my selfies at concerts count. But with the concerts I attend, the celeb status of the bands is questionable haha 

 😂 

 Oh here is one: never been on a cruise liner, but I’ve been a skipper in Croatia for a couple of weeks!

Would be fun to DO drugs as in creating them, but better avoid some risk here in Asia haha 

 Depends of what type of drugs you would do 😜 

 I used to do photographic chemicals from the ground up, single ingredients & also built and calibrated my own scales hehehe

But most people do not drink those. 

 I got an 11 but I think 3 or 4 were drug or drinking related and I have never done either plus some of the others seem probably helped by liquid courage 🤣🤣. Sorry guys I'm not as risky why I just buy and hodl like a psychopath. 

 Wait, that’s things you have NOT done right? 

 Yea 11 have not done. 

 You need to hang out with me more 😂 

 13
Well... I thought I was a nice mommy boy.🫣 

 Oh actually 14.. 

 You are such a good boy! 

 Wait! I read the post wrong! It said what you "haven't" done. WTF. So 14 was all the things I've done from this list! LOL 

 So then your score is 6 not 14 😂 

 Feeling naughty now. 🤣 

 😂 guess you’re not such a good boy then! 

 1 
And I never will get a tattoo.  

 Never say never 

 Samesies 

 Everything except number 11. Just never got a chance 

 And here I thought you’d get a zero! 

 Sorry to disappoint 😂 guess im not exciting enough for you 

 1 👀… no piercings.  Anyone besides @5c508c34 have a perfect score 20/20? 😂 

 You mean imperfect score! Are you even alive if you score a 20? 🤣 

 😂 you’re right… haven’t seen any 20s yet though. 

 I think 7/20 

 OMG things Tanel HAS done!
Ok so what have you NOT done from the list? 

 no comment 🤐 

 Well, well …Tanel is not as innocent as we all thought he was 🤔 

 I think we need a bounty program for any nostriches who meet tanel irl and can knock him down to 0 

 #nostrasia is on the cards in about a week 😂🤔 

 if somebody can manage to get me the whole list of things that are on #tanelhasnt to an excel sheet or smth somehow.. 🥹 

 skydiving, tattoo and limo 🤔 

 And should be pics or it didn’t happen. 

 oh that’d be ideal for memories 🥹💜

how can i set this site or the file up, i have the design and idea, but lack the skills for it 

 🤔 

 I have a theory he is not a human but rather a escaped rouge AI learning about the world 

 Agreed, yes that’s one thing we both can agree on! 

 🤣🤣 

 แต่ก่อนก็นึกว่าตัวเองเป็น "เด็กดี" จนเจอโน้ตนี้แล้วไปกด 6/20 แต้ม 🤣
เอนี่เวย์ จีเอ็มครับ #siamstr
nostr:nevent1qqsyrqztwrsjw3hcsf9fjl5c9yd5qwe4n3rytex8dfn2shpyu9apzjcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qel3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xsxpqqqqqqzp4tkwk 

 เดี๋ยวนะครับร้องเกะ!?!? 

 จากที่เคยแฮงเอาท์กับต่างชาติ หลายคนเกลียดคาราโอเกะมากๆๆๆๆๆๆ คือต้องเป็น party animal ประมาณนึงถึงจะกล้าไปร้านคาราโอเกะ (แบบธรรมดานะ ไม่ใช่แบบหัวแตก) 

 คนจีนอะชอบม้าก 5555 

 จีนและอินเดียนี่อย่าให้ใกล้ร้านเกะ กำไมค์แน่นกว่ากำแก้วเบียร์ 

 Haven’t done = 7 

 You’re a bit of a rebel aren’t you 😂 

 🤷‍♂️🤣 

 3 here. TV, Cruise and Skydiving. @AK will be my skydiver buddy 😁 

 You’re a risk-taker aren’t you 😂 

 such a thrill seeker nostr:nprofile1qqsq08tj00hrmqz7y36csc02f5pgktn2x7q9lrd5t0uqgkleqqyev5qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvshsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0uwfxr0  😅 

 I totally must do this before I hit 40... I shall hit you up soon :) 

 he who hesitates masturbates 

 But whats the difference between a banker and a wanker? Wanker knows what he'a doing! 

.. nother note tho.. birthday is end of Jan so I would love to book a time with you before then :) 

 Skydive.com.au (select YV fri-sun or GOR tues-thurs) and let me know when u book for 🤙 

 Sweet! Will bookmark and try to remember to ask you again by the end of November so we can slot it in!! 

 Do you use a planner? Relying on memory is a loosing strategy 

 Not a risk-taker! An idiot! Fine line between the two 😂😂 

 3 

 You naughty boy! You’ve done 17 of these! 

 You are a legend. 

 I read it wrong lol 

 Ah didn’t read instructions. 17 

 What? Have you even lived 😂 

 I’m very risk-averse 

 🥹💜 

 I have a feeling these are the three things you have done from that list

Gotten a ticket
Been on a cruise
Been drunk 

 Close 

 Okay maybe zip lining and not a cruise lol 

 But zip lining feels more risky 🤔 

 Sounds fun but I’ve never done that. Not against it. Honestly, many of those items don’t sound risky, just a lifestyle preference. 

 10 😊 

 Yikes 😂 

 😜 

 17 lmao 

 What! 17 things you have NOT done??? 

 also still have to do 6 more ...  

 Wait, so you have a score of 6-6 things you have NOT done? 

 still missing bone arrest zip cruise piercing sky  

 4 points 

 You’re a little naughty David 😂 

 I've mellowed in my elder years 😂 

 That’s what we all say 😂 

 Cuatro 

 Well now aren’t you a bit of a rebel Seth 😂 

 Never been in a limo. What can I say 🤷‍♂️ 

 Limo’s are overrated. Massive skip. We don’t even use them anymore for guests. It’s all fancy black SUV’s 

 10 

 10. Ho him, right siren the middle.  

 But you have time to do more! 

 I would rather not, though, getting arrested seems inevitable these days.  

 0 

 Wait, what!! You have DONE them all??? 

 I did. Most before graduating highschool 

 Wow you’re the naughtiest on Nostr so far! 

 8:[5,6,7,11,13,14,16,17] 

 🐶🐾🤔 8 

 Doggo is a little naughty 🤣😂 

 Just a bit 🐶🐾🤣 

 Yay you are back!! 💜 

 Try try fed! ... er, um, ok I got 13

Oops!
https://m.primal.net/HOTd.png 

 Ummm that’s 13 things you have NOT done?? 

 2 

 Wow rebel 😂 

 21 

 You have NOT done any of these? 

 18 

 There’s 18 things here you have NOT done? 

 After talking with @reltbracco I did remember that I’ve gotten a ticket once. It’s actually 17. 

 😂 

 Just total it all up. I was in the Navy for a decade… 

 So you have NOT done any of these? 

 Oh. 🙃 
It’s like golf. Lower scores. I didn’t read the direction. My score is 0 

 How you are a very naughty Chief 😂 

 1. Played World of Warcraft, dad caught me. Done.
2. tripped over my own two feet and broke my forearm. I hate playing basketball now.
3. As often as possible. everyone should stay extremely peaceful.
4. Nothing hard. Just the #weedstr stuff and shrooms
5. Very drunk. In Hawaii with my good friend I called Emelio. I hope he's well.
6. Several. I was a Sailor for 11yrs.
7. A few times. Once, to get engaged. Turns out, she's a hoe. But I hope she's well too.
8. Opportunistically but most recently in a Nashville dive bar with so many bitcoiners. They're probably doing well.
9. If you're not first, you're last.
10. Maybe add a point for this. Does "detained" as a teenager count?
11. Yes. Virginia Beach. Climb trees and zipline place with my kid (not anymore) sister.
12. Local news count? I was on some t-ball news thing as a kid.
13. one too many. probably wouldn't go again.
14. I pierced my own lip at 15 with a hollow needle from tractor supply. Passed out in my friends bathroom and they left me there while they played halo. I woke up a few minutes later with the needle in my lip. mom didn't let it last long.
15. I like to zap 420. also used to smoke cigs and tobacco pipe.
16. Hulk Hogan owns a restaurant in Tampa, FL area.
17. Tandem with a smaller dude strapped to my back. and I'm only 5'10" ~190lb. North shore on island of Oahu.
18. no comment. 
19. Lived in Hawaii. Parents had a pool growing up.
20. Too many times. Less so now that 15 and 4 are move prevelant for me.

(PS. now the AI will be able to phish my family and friends. Or is it true? all of it? 🤔) 

 Wayyyy too much info on the forever protocol 🤣🤣 

 But which parts are true? 

 Six! I have NOT done six of those things.  

 Same, you wild one! 

 8 

 Bit of a rebel 

 Or 9, depends on how you define drugs.  

 Illegal substances. 

 Whelp, they made it legal where I live, so 9. 

 12 maybe more, likely to drunk to remember some things.  

 You have NOT done 12 of these? 

 Got 7 

 Johnny is a little naughty 

 13 

 You’ve done just 7 of these? 

 Correct, I’ve done only 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 16, 20
It’s possible I have sung karaoke as well but I probably blacked it out if so 😂 

 🤣😂 

 3. 

 You’re a bit naught Gary 😂 

 Ya' think?!! I'm also old. Been around the block a time or two... 

 42, obviously 

 How did you get to that number? 

 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 💪 

 Got 15 with a few more on my list  

 What, 15 things you have NOT done? 

 Too many 😂😂😂😂 

 Oh come on which ones have you NOT done? 😂 

 I don't like cruisers or tattoos 😂😂😂😂 

 I don’t do cruises but I’ve got a tattoo 😂 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 I'm not sure where Cruises fit on that list. 

Boring. 🥱  

 Unless it’s on a super yacht 🫡 

 Oh. 

So what they meant was Elite Orgies? Lol 

 noNe..... 

 You have done every single thing here? 

 I haven’t done any of them🥲
Shame on me 

 Well you just need to hang out with me a little more 😂💜 

 100%

Will you be in Tokyo? 

 Still trying to get there 🤞💜 

 Finger cross!

Help me with the list! 

 Absolutely, but you are warned I can be a bad influence 😂💜 

 I scored a two  

 Well you a bit naughty then 😂 

 15 

 Wait, Ralf it’s what you have NOT done. 

 Probably made the same mistake as me 😂 

 🫂 

 ah, then 5 

 Whoa…Ralf you’re a bit of a naughty boy 😂💜🍻 

 😇😇 

 If you hang out with me you would score zero 😜🤣😂 

 2, 7, 11, 13, 17 missing ... we should do this 🔥 ... but maybe breaking a just small bone 😂 

 Bit similar to me…I would say definitely no to cruise that’s too bogan for me!
But I’d go zip lining with you guys and horse riding is a piece of cake 😂 

 🫂🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 

 😂😂 

 17. Shit I’m right at the end of the degen curve, who am I to shittalk Queenslanders 

 17 of these you haven’t done? Are you even living down there 😂 

 Oh I misread, 17 I have done so 3 I haven’t 

 Well then you can come to QLD since you’re a bit naughty 😂 

 Looks like everyone misread 😂😂 

 That’s the most funniest thing about this note 🤣😂 

 7, but I have to disagree about:
- Getting tattoos and piercings: most people around me have them, so I'm the one taking social risk for not having them!
- Getting arrested: that only means you were caught... 

 Well you still get point for NOT having them…nothing wrong with piercing or tattoos 🤣
And yes actually getting arrested like being caught 🫡 

 I get a spicy 4 points then... 

 Naughty boy 🤣 

 What's Zip Lining?🫣 

 Zip lining is this.. https://image.nostr.build/3baf630657c4135e54fce6bb153c426194d678686456bbda5e5cd88634a07747.jpg  

 And Skinny Dipped? 😁 

 Where you go swimming naked 😜 

 15 

 What? You haven’t done 15 of these? 😳 

 Oh sorry have done 15 🤙 

 Then your score is 5, hmmm you live life on the edge 😂 

 Just old 😂 

 It's a tough burden to carry, but somebody has to do it! 

 🫡😂 

 Oh thank you for clarifying Skinny Dipping 😄. That's very common here at the German Baltic coast. Been naked with my parents since I was a child and still skinny dipping since. It's called FKK (Freikörperkultur - Free Body Culture) here and there are certain areas only for FKK worshippers. 

I am a 5  

 @ralf @ewelina this true 

 yes 🏊🏻‍♂️ 

 17 😅 

 You have NOT done 17 of these? 😂 

 Yes you’re right 

 You need to hang out with me! 

 Did you just threaten to break his bones marie 🫨 

 Absolutely do no such thing 😂
Just taking him for a horse ride, snort some coke, smoke a joint and having a bottle of wine! 🤣 

 lol 😂 

https://void.cat/d/QAv72aGuJxATzPJVgEFsUz.webp 

 👍🫂💜  5 

 Bit of a rebel are you 😂 

 Haha a little. Who isn't. Also long time ago. Its all good 👍🤣  

 Yeah, to be old and wise one must first have been young and stupid! 

 17 🎯 

 shame on me. 

 Why, what’s your score? 

 15 

 You have NOT done 15 of these??? 

 Solid 4. I'm not into tattoos(for me),piercings(for me) or cruises so I guess I need to go skydiving.... Really, going on a cruise doesn't seem like it belongs on this list. Unless maybe gong on a cruise into an active war zone perhaps?  

 Or a super yacht! 

 15 

 You have NOT done 15 of these? 

 Oops!  No, I Have done 15. 🤪 

 2 

  No pierce. No Skydive. 

 Not a risk taker then 😂 

 11 

 You haven’t done 11 of these?
You still have time. 

 4. Don't have any tattoos or piercings. Never been on TV. Have never tried skydiving... yet. 

 You mean don’t have any ‘yet’ 😂 

 oh LOL i'm at 5 but you couldn't tell just by looking at me, haha. best part 

 Girl next door look, but wild as ever 😂💜 

 Some very impressive scores here 👏🏽 

 Love getting to nostriches! 

 7 

 Ah wait! What I haven't done. Then it's 13 😁 

 Wow, you need to hang out with me more 😂