This happens with all my friends you know I always pick the geeky guy and they’re always like what the fuck why do you always pick the weirdos and it always works out for me because they always pick these like super masculine like I don’t know fuck boys and then they all cheat on him and anyway I don’t know here’s my theory like every guy cheats right so just pick the hottest of all of them and I know you don’t agree but like that guy is it for me he does it for me. He always has always well. Will 

 Maybe or one can always pick the wealthiest and not worry about financial issues! 

 So then Jack marries me cause he loves me. It works. I sign whatever forms are needed to say I get 1% or whatever from time married or whatever is fair. Or he doesn’t marry me and we just become friends again to fix the world, either way. I can’t work for him cause I love him. And I can’t hang him and work for him so …
We’re at a Stand 

 Sad love story 

 It is. Sad 😭 so sad. But humanity is worth it. We promised. So life goes on. I’ll troll
Him to the point of interviewing him or not 

Trust me … I hate looking like a thirsty queen but he’s just him … and I can’t not thirst for him. He’s my mirror 🪞 you know? 

 I get it, you do whatever you need to do 💜 

 Typo … I can’t bang him and work for him so … we’re at a standstill on negotiations 

You see? I can’t work for him. I can’t sit on his face. There is no good answer here.