Oddbean new post about login | logout Looks much like a hobo to me 🤣
I know … I know … I have type Goodlooking weirdos With big dick energy It’s my kryptonite Always has been And dorks always Cause undercover geek You know 🤣💥🤣 And he either brainwashed me Or I love him https://image.nostr.build/e4fd61c9b016816003242314992885919900ce8d36b4aef39b17602f872bf776.jpg
Girlfriend you gotta up your standards 🤣💜
His dick is like 9 inches or more and thick and it’s perfect 🤩
Bigger isn’t always better…
Are you saying you wouldn’t duck down that hobo? Fine? What about that guy below 👇 cause that’s what he looked like when I did? Is all forgiven now? 🤣🤣🤣 https://image.nostr.build/7039d47b09cb00fc405332abaf457b1e534f9c0e25e65418f828817ffaac2d04.jpg
Sorry babe that’s a hard pass for me, on both!
This happens with all my friends you know I always pick the geeky guy and they’re always like what the fuck why do you always pick the weirdos and it always works out for me because they always pick these like super masculine like I don’t know fuck boys and then they all cheat on him and anyway I don’t know here’s my theory like every guy cheats right so just pick the hottest of all of them and I know you don’t agree but like that guy is it for me he does it for me. He always has always well. Will
Maybe or one can always pick the wealthiest and not worry about financial issues!
So then Jack marries me cause he loves me. It works. I sign whatever forms are needed to say I get 1% or whatever from time married or whatever is fair. Or he doesn’t marry me and we just become friends again to fix the world, either way. I can’t work for him cause I love him. And I can’t hang him and work for him so … We’re at a Stand
Sad love story
It is. Sad 😭 so sad. But humanity is worth it. We promised. So life goes on. I’ll troll Him to the point of interviewing him or not Trust me … I hate looking like a thirsty queen but he’s just him … and I can’t not thirst for him. He’s my mirror 🪞 you know?
