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 Dicks are the solution. They eat the slugs, but leave the rest of the garden unscathed 
 Ducks 🫣🤣🤭 
 #typos 😂😂😂 
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 I love typos, fr. 
 Me too 😉 
 But it was kinda true, tho. 😂 Sometimes dicks *are* the solution. 
 Sometimes they really are 😁 
 We thought about getting some walking ducks, from the neighbor, but then we need to put up a fence. Have to chop down some trees, first.

And they poop everywhere. 
 however, they do mow the lawn very nicely 
 We used to have some. Really great animals. But you definitely need a fence and a water basin or something similar. The poops weren't too bad for us. The ducks weren't on the lawn or patio much. And it's all gone after a rain. They can be a bit noisy sometimes. Better than any guard dog. Oh yes and you have to make sure they don't get taken by the fox. We've had a few losses 🥹 
 We had bunnies until recently, but they both died last year.

The hunting birds were always eyeing them. 
 Aww yes walking ducks are so cute. I need to flex rn sorry. 😂 And then they would be also useful for you! Who knows, maybe we’re really getting rain more frequently in the future 
Sorry for the bunnies. ❤️‍🩹 beware of the hunting animals 👀 https://image.nostr.build/10dd452a905b9f89e666793282b8dda80c98a27864f683607c4088007c7c57d2.jpg  
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 Where can I get a bag if dicks? 
 Where to have it without a vag?


Let the man pay pal. Going fucking yourself up the ass no problem makes. https://image.nostr.build/72791692be597524fdedeae177c4650a4810f3314cec407b4e276192286d4364.jpg  
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 You want a whole bag full? 
 Does it cost less if you get the whole bag? 
 In my experience, there are always additional costs associated with big bags 🤣 
 Beate Uhse 
 Ask your hormone monster ;D 
 I’m dying, das macht mich fertig 😭🤣🤣