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 #Greenhouse update πŸ’šπŸ…πŸ₯’ https://image.nostr.build/e02f65e35d0263b38e1972e40409fac56956cf2a653fd948b886ec9f8fcc4928.jpg https://image.nostr.build/12eae941fe62e66991f270ac9a80515255a719802932c2e08b375838226961de.jpg https://image.nostr.build/388c8a6d8f1faccc356d93670ef72bf73df68a8fde0072a9d780aadbed738a9f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5ea23feaab1b751346e3064105fdc6110fcae0bf01b7a7d26d4e28e5388f912c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/26d02fec754f656b36922dd49de9ac59367dfb38927862bc46562fa93f274be7.jpg  
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 Good morning 🌞 Beautifully growing πŸ’šπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ Even with a tomato heart πŸ’š 
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 Good morning 🌞🌞 thanks!! The variety is named sunheart / Sonnenherz πŸ’› and it’s so great to see them like that since planting the seeds in February πŸ… 
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 No one grows ketchup like Franny πŸ‘Œ 
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 The ketchup plant! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯«
They already growing out of the roof. This will be a lot of work - making them into sauce :D 
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 The tomatoes shape is intriguing i tell you πŸ˜„ 
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 So excited how they taste πŸ˜‹ 
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 That's a lovely update! Very good progress!  
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 Its officially a jungle now, the cucumbers growing from their side over my head to the tomato side πŸ˜‚ 
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 Good! 

I love cucumber and tomato salad with a bit of olive oil, sea salt, and balsamic vinegar!  
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 The balsamic vinegar 🀌🏼🀌🏼🀌🏼 
 Beautiful πŸ™πŸ’š 
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 The slugs ate everything. They even climbed up to our high bed and then ate our raspberries. 
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 Dicks are the solution. They eat the slugs, but leave the rest of the garden unscathed 
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 Ducks 🫣🀣🀭 
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 #typos πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ 
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 I love typos, fr. 
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 Me too πŸ˜‰ 
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 But it was kinda true, tho. πŸ˜‚ Sometimes dicks *are* the solution. 
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 Sometimes they really are 😁 
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 We thought about getting some walking ducks, from the neighbor, but then we need to put up a fence. Have to chop down some trees, first.

And they poop everywhere. 
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 however, they do mow the lawn very nicely 
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 We used to have some. Really great animals. But you definitely need a fence and a water basin or something similar. The poops weren't too bad for us. The ducks weren't on the lawn or patio much. And it's all gone after a rain. They can be a bit noisy sometimes. Better than any guard dog. Oh yes and you have to make sure they don't get taken by the fox. We've had a few losses πŸ₯Ή 
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 We had bunnies until recently, but they both died last year.

The hunting birds were always eyeing them. 
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 Aww yes walking ducks are so cute. I need to flex rn sorry. πŸ˜‚ And then they would be also useful for you! Who knows, maybe we’re really getting rain more frequently in the future 
Sorry for the bunnies. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή beware of the hunting animals πŸ‘€ https://image.nostr.build/10dd452a905b9f89e666793282b8dda80c98a27864f683607c4088007c7c57d2.jpg  
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 πŸ₯Ή 
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 Where can I get a bag if dicks? 
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 Where to have it without a vag?


Let the man pay pal. Going fucking yourself up the ass no problem makes. https://image.nostr.build/72791692be597524fdedeae177c4650a4810f3314cec407b4e276192286d4364.jpg  
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 You want a whole bag full? 
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 Does it cost less if you get the whole bag? 
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 In my experience, there are always additional costs associated with big bags 🀣 
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 Beate Uhse 
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 Ask your hormone monster ;D 
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 I’m dying, das macht mich fertig 😭🀣🀣 
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 Oh no! πŸ₯²

Slugs here didn’t reach the high bed yet I think because the wall isn’t straight, more like wavy, functions like these slug salad protection rings 🐌