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 BREAKING: NO ONE CARES WHAT CELEBRITIES OR THE LEGACY MEDIA SAY. 
 This 🙌 
 tbf ill be a wee bit lowkey pissed it lady gaga doesnt leave the country 
 I’ll take her spot. I’ve got the tassles for it. 
 💯 u def could pull the tassels off better 
 Wife thinks so!

How have you been? Saving lives? 
 nah not really into that anymore 
mostly just getting kickbacks from big pharma and injecting orphans with autism nowadays 
 😂😂 bet you barely even work anymore. Super easy to carry a clinic these days. 
 🤣😂 all joking aside work has been brutally busy! seen some wild stuff in the last few months 

people sick af and seem to be only getting sicker (the food here is killing us all) 
 Man, you guys do so many things right………. 
 nearly slapped a fried chicken sandwich outta one bro’s hand

id gotten him off the bipap for a total of 15 minutes before he started stuffing his face 

😑 
 At least he didn’t start chuffin a butt. 
 LOL 
 🎳💯 
 BREAKING: LEGACY MEDIA 
 Especially the ones we saw at the ROC nation brunch, white parties, or on Star Island. Only place we need to see them is a courtroom. 
 Hold it! If Christopher Biggins is on something, I need to know. 
 oh goodness… 

all podcasters are celebrities 🤦‍♂️ 

they’re all talking heads 🤪

😂😂 
 Legacy media has lost their ability 
 Celebrities are just paid brainwashers to work alongside fake news. Just throw out your tvs n buy more corn  
 It’s a beautiful day to be alive 
 I stopped careing in 2007 lol