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 I’ll take her spot. I’ve got the tassles for it. 
 💯 u def could pull the tassels off better 
 Wife thinks so!

How have you been? Saving lives? 
 nah not really into that anymore 
mostly just getting kickbacks from big pharma and injecting orphans with autism nowadays 
 😂😂 bet you barely even work anymore. Super easy to carry a clinic these days. 
 🤣😂 all joking aside work has been brutally busy! seen some wild stuff in the last few months 

people sick af and seem to be only getting sicker (the food here is killing us all) 
 Man, you guys do so many things right………. 
 nearly slapped a fried chicken sandwich outta one bro’s hand

id gotten him off the bipap for a total of 15 minutes before he started stuffing his face 

😑 
 At least he didn’t start chuffin a butt.