Oddbean new post about login | logout You greedy nigger. You said you wanted 12 SATS and now you want $12 https://s3.poster.place/poster-media/0f4c43842adea530ac50cdbab0d8d5ba8a73cac3487d53b84cb74402bceb59d0.jpeg
just had to trigger you . haha. i thought you were turning nice.
Did you not get 12 SATS =)
i did. but pizza cost $12 :-)and when i buy one i get one free lnbc180u1pn9axxgpp57mj7phe7hdwlka5gslkrntxe6rm8pd5srrujzawmzfyzpmm9ps4sdzdwp5h57np9csxyateyphkuefqvajhggr0dejjqenjv4jjut3wyqs8getjwf5kv6tryp682etnv3shjcqzzsxqyz5vqsp5pz7y8mfutuej5ylweg8tt2kzjdrerdqsqk57hrdz75tsxv7txeus9qyyssqr8tsd0wk7gsvzxwelqszx96uffnaav5392fkmt8j3a34xgtxglr4j4rn025ttt6kmw7l06duu0u8z0mclyjfvlk8za4mcs9v4csuhwqqu33d6g
Can you please share exactly how you will buy a Pizza if someone sent you SATS? What are the steps?
1st. i shall transfer the sats from alby to my binance or bitnob account to liquidate to fiat. then i shall receive the money in my mobile money account. then i shall get ready, put some cologne to smell nice, walk out the apartment and pick a vespa [we call them nduthi here] it shall drop me to at the closest pizza inn. and i shall make my order for my pizza and get one free since it is tuesday. then i shall take a vespa back home to eat with my family. . unfortunately im not in proximity ti a pizza spot that accepts bitcoin yet, i would skip a few steps.
Ty for that story. Please send invoice for 500 SATS
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Can you really get the money exchanged and ready in your account that quick to be able to buy pizza ?
yes i can. with the power of lightning network combined with peer-2-peer services for on ramping and off ramping bitcoin utilizing mobile money services. in an instant pay . within minutes i can already be at the hut awaiting my pizza order .
Awesome! How much does Alby charge you for fess? I only charge my users 1% on my Lightning Node
Alby charges based on amount of sats. i dont see them use a specific percentage. most i have paid for a transfer is 100 sats . but i prefer wallet of satoshi they usually charge a sat or 2 no matter the transfer in lighnting. im yet to pay that much on WoS
Oh some exchanges like Coinbase give you a Visa card that you can use to buy anything with your crypto and they sell your BTC on the spot, all seamless. Do you have anything like that?
haha no i do not. custodians are bad enough we shouldnt let them handle our fiat businesses lol
Seems like weirdo planet 🌏 Why would you buy pizza for sats when you need to liquidate into poor fiat 🤣 Short that fiat pls and instead of liquidation of sats for pizza, cook something own and it will be more tasty as a bonus 👅 #Nostr #BitcoinIdeas #GrowNostr
i am just going to ask you whether you have a fiat job. if yes, i am going to ask you whether you dollar cost average, and if you do i shall ask you where you think the corn you buy comes from . . . if i hedl on dear to my bitcoin i would never eat is all i am hearing you say. . . when i cook, especially now since we buy everything, it is because i sold sats first to have fiat to pay for that too. . yes weird clown world out here nobody yet accepts bitcoin.
I wish SATS were accepted everywhere. Our big stores like Walmart does not even take Android/Apple pay. We have a long way to go
i know right . out here theyre about this close to reject mobile money transfers since most times recipient doesnt have the phone to confirm reciept on their end . and checking senders phone is invasion of privacy imo
When I had to go to Thailand last year, all the locals did mobile payments for everything by scanning QR codes. Beautiful
technological advancements is taking longer than expected since others want to position themselves for the big win. sadly we have to endure corruption until others can be rich enough to offer existing services
My monthly salary is not even 0.02 Btc in Fiat, but I instantly shorts half of that fiat to Bitcoin DCA and that other fiat i left for food/living. I’m trying to not spend fiat for shit good but I’m trying to be sovereign without huge supermarkets with bullshit food. You know, you can cook food almost from everything and I think if you have access to Nostr, it can’t be that bad. Also if you can buy a streetfood like pizza, you deffo could buy something more sustainable to cooking 🍳 Just my opinion bro, don’t take it as a hate 🫡🌏
i did not take it as hate. i am just saying you should stop making it seem like selling sats for pizza is a bad thing when you clearly dont even know how i make a living. you should be greatful you have a fiat job to earn from. some of us have to sell our sats each day to survive. . . this commodity that everybody knows shall be worth more in future. . so it is either starve or sell the sats. cus if we do starve and hodl the sats we wont live long enough to spedn them when they are more valuable. . . and i cook food. its just on tuesday when i bring up pizza talk because if you buy one you get one free.
May I ask where on the planet is not a fiat job, but is there internet and pizza shops? Or did you have some disabilities bro? That would be sad, friend of mine is on a wheelchair and nobody wants to pay him in physical work(he can do with his hands, some jobs are possible) so he needed to find his way on the internet job and earn fiat there. But also I saw ppls in Africa who don’t have Banking Accounts, Internet and still they found way how to earn fiat, but their parents/adults steal that cash from them since there are no banking online accounts, so I see why they spending sats on the old phones and hiding value from their parents and protecting their earned value in bitcoin from hyperinflation in these countries. Good luck with your situation man, but always remember- Money(Bitcoin,Fiat) is a good servant but a bad master 🌏🫡
Yes there are places on earth where the employment rate is very bad, and working for labor that wont compensate you based on your input is a scam. but i welcome you to come visit kenya, and try make as much as you make wherever you said you dont make more than 2m sats. disability is also not inability . you were just asking for somebody to argue with on the shinternet weren't you .
I see you have “Junior Developer Java | Python | React | Rust | Kotlin | Svelte” in bio, don’t tell me that you have a problem to find an internet job? I don’t want to argue with someone on shinternet, you always just pops in my feed with pleasing words like that note for pizza, so I just wanted to make it clear for me. It’s curious to me that programmers can’t find a fiat/btc job on the internet while they pleasing for the Satoshis on the internet protocol, so I wanted to ask. At the end of the day we are both ppls and I don’t want to someone else struggling 🫡 We need to help each others
it is slow but sure. perhaps one day something reliable not bounties
I wish you luck 🍀 But actually I rather get little underpaid than pleasing someone for something. It’s just my opinion maybe 🤔 Get some shit job-> save -> invest to yourself and buy bitcoin -> move on to better job or be your own employe . Bitcoin is tool for individuals to be sovereign 🫡 Just as money he's a good servant, but he's not a good master(definitely it’s better servant then fiat xd)
A stupid nigger is barely worth 12 sats
