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 So the goblin is purely looking for rapes of opportunity. No matter how many holes they have 
 B-b-but he's a good guy, since y'know, he's with the quirky outsiders who don't care about race or gender!!! 
 Worst purchase of my life. Even besides the gay shit the writing is terrible.

The gay shit in it though is still really bad. Protagonist is a coal black nigger. All the men are protected as being unreasonably bigot while it's only the occasional women who shows him kindness. The main love interest is the stereotype of a coal burner who is a strong and independent woman. Oh yeah the reason why people are unfairly bigot towards black people is that the black owned a massive slave empire that would sacrifice people to demons for magic power

https://i.poastcdn.org/b420328e70dc3edea0ede533f0c65d7b3b0fdb677b2ac8cfeaa48a726c35eb1c.png 
 Book I'm reading right now is a "dark fantasy" novel but the obvious millenial writing and LACK OF ACTUAL DARK FANTASY THEMES fucking annoys me. 
 Have they gone into great detail about the food thou 
 I lost my shit when the author mentioned food and the first meal mentioned was "meatballs"

My brain nearly died and I lost oxygen for a few minutes trying to wrap my head around having a "plate of meatballs" 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKUYAnqxjU

by the way, for the jury

Just because your 'dark fantasy' novel has a few deaths, that doesn't make it a dark fantasy.

YOUR DARK FANTASY NOVEL KEEPS RUINING ITSELF WITH SHITTY JOKES AND QUIRKY WRITING AND NEVER LETS ITSELF BE SERIOUS, BRUTAL, OR "REALISTIC" 
 I'm still shocked that I saw people unironically say the Spooks books / chronicle of the star sword are 'Dark Fantasy'.

Everything in it wouldn't even be out of place in your average Isekai. 
 I don't htink I read that, this is my first fantasy book I've read in years 
 What kind are they reee! Are they meatloaf balls, pasta balls' kebab balls' wrapped in cabbage or wrapped in pepper 
 Apparently Bull testicles. 
 Well atleast the author is putting In some traditional middle eastern cuisine 
 i think what I hate most is that it's boring, at 35%