https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKUYAnqxjU

by the way, for the jury

Just because your 'dark fantasy' novel has a few deaths, that doesn't make it a dark fantasy.

YOUR DARK FANTASY NOVEL KEEPS RUINING ITSELF WITH SHITTY JOKES AND QUIRKY WRITING AND NEVER LETS ITSELF BE SERIOUS, BRUTAL, OR "REALISTIC"