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 You’re sunning your balls…but start to notice they’re getting a little pink. You don’t want to go inside yet, what can you do? 
Dick hats! 
#newbusinessidea https://i.nostr.build/oOWpt7iY9RYOMBNV.jpg  
 @MeredithAnne 
 I will be an angel investor 
 @MaxDeMarco  can we interest you in this item? 
 Genius 
 Available in straw, fedora, and even baseball cap styles 
 Noshole, you are protecting the #ballstr and that is commendable 
 Not all heroes wear capes, but all dicks can wear hats 😂 
 #AllDicksCanWearHats 🎩 
 The thought of a baseball cap says creeper to me, especially is I'm wearing sun glasses, and I don't want to seem weird. I'd probably stick to a nice straw sun dick hat. 
 Next, @Noshole will make anus hats for those of you who sun your assholes 👒 
 It would be an honor 
 🍑 
 That’s biodegradable too 
 Straw hat can be a little itchy…. 
 Only you …..😂 
 searched noshole to find the latest nostr happenings, was not disappointed 
 I thought it would be different https://i.nostr.build/p8VpYS5QSfiflOxm.jpg  
 Noooo lol it wouldn’t shade the balls 😂😂😂 
 It could if… um… the hat was bigger 
 spelunking 
 I just realized one ball is going backwards kinda and this needs to be animated to a slow cowboy tune 
 Hahahaha yeah kajoozie told me not to look at a reference photo lol 
 Say @Noshole did you see @Marie new her new titty laser pfp?  Might I suggest you could join the movement with a Cooter Ray!  🤷🏻‍♂️