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 Available in straw, fedora, and even baseball cap styles 
 Noshole, you are protecting the #ballstr and that is commendable 
 Not all heroes wear capes, but all dicks can wear hats 😂 
 #AllDicksCanWearHats 🎩 
 The thought of a baseball cap says creeper to me, especially is I'm wearing sun glasses, and I don't want to seem weird. I'd probably stick to a nice straw sun dick hat. 
 Next, @Noshole will make anus hats for those of you who sun your assholes 👒 
 It would be an honor 
 🍑 
 That’s biodegradable too 
 Straw hat can be a little itchy….