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Eye Reply. | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Hang the fuck on...... I kneeled about a week ago, and kissed your ring. You're pushing your fucking luck. Am I an Englishman, with impeccable manners🤔, yes. Yes I am. You can get to fuck with this bending over shit though😬.
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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Not my fault I have 18inches soft
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Eye Reply. | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yes, you said previously. Still not seen any evidence though, you're all talk🤷🏻‍♂️. My DM's are open🔥🫡😂.
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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Don't tempt me to send you dick picks... I'm totally not shy. 😂 

(It's literal)
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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 *pushing my luck as far as I can*
*FAFO*
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Eye Reply. | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I also don't doubt, you pack what you suggest you do (Soft). You're *One of them aren't you*😱??....😂.
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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Honestly, I just think it's funny. But I am an ally of "them". (It's personal)
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Eye Reply. | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You are telling fibs and you don't have an 18" willy, it's that simple.
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SubconsciousErosion_0x0 | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I AM A LIAR, SIR!?

I am packing more heat down below than anyone here.

I must challenge you to a fisticuffs!

I will not allow you to impugn my honor!

I have but no choice now... I must challenge you to a duel, good sir.
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Eye Reply. | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 *Yawns* (Been here before), swords or pistols🙄??