You are telling fibs and you don't have an 18" willy, it's that simple.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I AM A LIAR, SIR!? I am packing more heat down below than anyone here. I must challenge you to a fisticuffs! I will not allow you to impugn my honor! I have but no choice now... I must challenge you to a duel, good sir.
*Yawns* (Been here before), swords or pistols🙄??
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