That's a wise move brother👍🏻. I've got nostr:nprofile1qqsrs8ducufca2u6w85pf3tcxlyavgl5qdhvqfqw7vprxp5yllyt8rcpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszg3ug0 on my ass at the moment. I'll probably have to do the same, real soon👌🏻.  

 You just want me on your ass.

Mkay... Bend over. 

 Hang the fuck on...... I kneeled about a week ago, and kissed your ring. You're pushing your fucking luck. Am I an Englishman, with impeccable manners🤔, yes. Yes I am. You can get to fuck with this bending over shit though😬.  

 Not my fault I have 18inches soft 

 Yes, you said previously. Still not seen any evidence though, you're all talk🤷🏻‍♂️. My DM's are open🔥🫡😂.  

 Don't tempt me to send you dick picks... I'm totally not shy. 😂 

(It's literal)  

 *pushing my luck as far as I can*
*FAFO*
 

 I also don't doubt, you pack what you suggest you do (Soft). You're *One of them aren't you*😱??....😂. 

 Honestly, I just think it's funny. But I am an ally of "them". (It's personal) 

 You are telling fibs and you don't have an 18" willy, it's that simple.  

 HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I AM A LIAR, SIR!?

I am packing more heat down below than anyone here.

I must challenge you to a fisticuffs!

I will not allow you to impugn my honor!

I have but no choice now... I must challenge you to a duel, good sir. 

 *Yawns* (Been here before), swords or pistols🙄??  

 ⚔️ 

 Zap.store, Obtainium or PWAs 

 I bought a cheap Android tablet the other day. It wouldn't allow me to sign into Google Play with my gmail account unless I pay $1.99 ransom for storage every month.

Then it occured to me, I don't need google.

All of the apps I need are on zapstore, obtanium, or aurora.

So I don't need to pay $1.99 to Google every month.

I know it's only two bucks a month.

I just don't want to support surveillance capitalism. 

 Yeh man👌🏻.