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 How's mystery cheese feel about it? 
 Lonely? 😂 
 https://i.nostr.build/BXE6f4DpvktilmQX.jpg 
 Yes 
 Looks like you need to work on your recipes, sir.  
 💀 
 She does all the cooking! I'm gonna be eating ramen noodles with the boy while y'all are cooking with your new wife. 
 I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm not sure I'm ready for a second wife 
 She's real helpful around the house. Low-maintenance. Fetching slippers and whatnot. 
 You're just talking her up to get stolen.  
 Y'all can move to Utah and make it official. 😂 
 Yes. On it! 
 He's hopeless without me 🤷‍♀️😂 
 Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her... 
 What!? Me!? Noooo?