Looks like you need to work on your recipes, sir.
She does all the cooking! I'm gonna be eating ramen noodles with the boy while y'all are cooking with your new wife.
I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm not sure I'm ready for a second wife
She's real helpful around the house. Low-maintenance. Fetching slippers and whatnot.
You're just talking her up to get stolen.
Y'all can move to Utah and make it official. 😂
He's hopeless without me 🤷♀️😂
Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her...