She's real helpful around the house. Low-maintenance. Fetching slippers and whatnot.
You're just talking her up to get stolen.
Y'all can move to Utah and make it official. 😂
Yes. On it!
He's hopeless without me 🤷♀️😂
Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her...
What!? Me!? Noooo?