Oddbean new post about | logout
▲ ▼
mrecheese 🧀 | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 She does all the cooking! I'm gonna be eating ramen noodles with the boy while y'all are cooking with your new wife.
▲ ▼
Kajoozie Maflingo | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm not sure I'm ready for a second wife
▲ ▼
mrecheese 🧀 | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 She's real helpful around the house. Low-maintenance. Fetching slippers and whatnot.
▲ ▼
PresidentElectTheRupertDamnit | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You're just talking her up to get stolen.
▲ ▼
mrecheese 🧀 | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Y'all can move to Utah and make it official. 😂
▲ ▼
yarnlady | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yes. On it!
▲ ▼
yarnlady | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 He's hopeless without me 🤷‍♀️😂
▲ ▼
Kajoozie Maflingo | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her...
▲ ▼
mrecheese 🧀 | 8 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 What!? Me!? Noooo?