Montreal was such a depressing dump. I call is the grey concrete city of trash.  🗑️ 
And I was there a lot. Oh & a shit ton of retarded traffic. 

 If we were interested in it we wouldn't give them the option.  

 My benevolent dictatorship will be prosperous. 

 They are workers.  Canadien slavery isn’t a bad idea. 
Annex & put those nice dumb bastards to work.  Pay them in hockey pucks & beef Jerky. 

 No need for slavery when you have the right incentive structures.  Everyman will be free to choose his fate.  Details on incentives to follow. 

 Nah. Slavery. Earn their way out. They can be slippery little fuckers. 

 True, ice. 

 Maple Syrup enters the chat 

 Oh look, that TV has TSN on. 

 Murican football stares back