No need for slavery when you have the right incentive structures.  Everyman will be free to choose his fate.  Details on incentives to follow. 

 Nah. Slavery. Earn their way out. They can be slippery little fuckers. 

 True, ice. 

 Maple Syrup enters the chat 

 Oh look, that TV has TSN on. 

 Murican football stares back