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 We’re just gonna be halvening all day long, yeah? Like…NOTHING else is going on here? 
 Nothing 
 I'm halving lunch rn 
 Pretty much, yeah. I’m just spitting out memes left and right. 
 I halved my clothing 😳 
 Name one event today more historic than the 4th halving! 
 The discovery of antibiotics 
 Those weren't discovered today! 😂 dude grew a mushroom in a sponge and discovered penicillin in 1928 
 Yeah. I lied lol 
 I mean we could start something else? 
 Bahahah hell yeah 🫂💜 
 Ok what you got? Lol 
 I went to the urologist 🤷‍♀️ 
 I’m making a pork tenderloin for dinner.  No idea how to do that 
 I’m having a mimosa for breakfast, cheers gorgeous gals 🥂🎉 
 I’m waiting for @jb55 to go grab our halving champagne and charcuterie 
 What’s he waiting for, the actual halving? 😜🥂 
 He was apparently ‘focused and working’ lol. 
 How does he always do that? Like he just works all the time everyday? That’s so gnarly 
 And I thought I worked all the time! 
 Well it’s only 330 pm here so… lol I’m cutting the day short 
 Right? Teach me your ways productive peopleeeeee 🙏 
 Own your own business and that runs 7 days a week, every week! 
 Bahahaha….doubtful 
 I never thought I’d do it, do you never know 😂 
 Ugh I don’t drink, but I will puff down a big fat joint for solidarity?? 
 That works! 
 Damn. You’re like a real mom. I haven’t walked into my kitchen in over a month probably 😂 
 I cook maybe 3 times on a good week. And ‘real’ cooking is very very rare lol. I make decent lunches for the little man tho so I’m proud of that 🤣 
 Wayyyy better than me. So I’m proud of you 😂 
 Thanks girl! 💜 
 Hope it all went well..🫂 
 Thank you! It’s just kidney stones. They need to take them out because I can’t pass these bad boys 
 Laundry 🧺 
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