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 I went to the urologist 🤷‍♀️ 
 I’m making a pork tenderloin for dinner.  No idea how to do that 
 I’m having a mimosa for breakfast, cheers gorgeous gals 🥂🎉 
 I’m waiting for @jb55 to go grab our halving champagne and charcuterie 
 What’s he waiting for, the actual halving? 😜🥂 
 He was apparently ‘focused and working’ lol. 
 How does he always do that? Like he just works all the time everyday? That’s so gnarly 
 And I thought I worked all the time! 
 Well it’s only 330 pm here so… lol I’m cutting the day short 
 Right? Teach me your ways productive peopleeeeee 🙏 
 Own your own business and that runs 7 days a week, every week! 
 Bahahaha….doubtful 
 I never thought I’d do it, do you never know 😂 
 Ugh I don’t drink, but I will puff down a big fat joint for solidarity?? 
 That works! 
 Damn. You’re like a real mom. I haven’t walked into my kitchen in over a month probably 😂 
 I cook maybe 3 times on a good week. And ‘real’ cooking is very very rare lol. I make decent lunches for the little man tho so I’m proud of that 🤣 
 Wayyyy better than me. So I’m proud of you 😂 
 Thanks girl! 💜 
 Hope it all went well..🫂 
 Thank you! It’s just kidney stones. They need to take them out because I can’t pass these bad boys