I volunteer @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 ‘s penis and since he is not here to accept, I will on his behalf. Not like he’s going to be using it anyway since @Mallory broke up with him. 

 Wait… what? 

 Oh man now I have to go find that old note?

He said he was taking a break from social and he’s actually been gone a while. Truly inspiring. 

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 I remembered that. I was just wondering why my name was being brought up in connection to @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 penis? He seems like the only one to consult in those matters. 

 Out of 3 Billion men, he’s bound to be one of them. 

 Also in his stead someone has to step up and make these decisions Nostr doesn’t shitpost itself.

Wait. Are there enough bots now we can just all quietly leave and watch what happens? 

 After that penis butter incident, now we're penis-going to the moon.🫣
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#siamstr 

 It’s known that many males over exaggerate the measurement of theirs 😂 

 Well.... I won't disagree with that! lol 

 For context.
It will take only 2.486 billion average penises to reach the moon.
So with three billion men contributing, it won't be just the tip, but we can actually skewer the moon, given that the circumference of the moon is 10,921 km or just 66 million penises.

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