I volunteer nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 ‘s penis and since he is not here to accept, I will on his behalf. Not like he’s going to be using it anyway since nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap broke up with him.