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 Um, let me pick my brain and get back to you. Not much of a baker but maybe I've made something in the past worth sharing  
 If you could find one before 5 p.m. that would be great. 
 hahah got it 
 If the apple apricot idea is not your thing...

I just prompted CHATGPT for a few thoughts and this is what it came up with: 

Chai-Spiced Pear Muffins with Maple Glaze
Ingredients:
For the Muffins:

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon ground ginger
¼ teaspoon ground cardamom
¼ teaspoon ground cloves
½ cup granulated sugar
½ cup brown sugar, packed
2 large eggs
½ cup vegetable oil (or melted coconut oil)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 ½ cups diced ripe pears (about 2 medium pears)
For the Maple Glaze:

1 cup powdered sugar
2-3 tablespoons maple syrup
1-2 tablespoons milk (or water) to thin
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, and cloves.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Combine Mixtures: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Gently fold in the diced pears.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Make the Maple Glaze: While the muffins are baking, whisk together the powdered sugar, maple syrup, and milk (or water) in a small bowl until smooth. Adjust the consistency by adding more milk or powdered sugar as needed.
Cool and Glaze: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. Drizzle the maple glaze over the warm muffins.
Tips:
You can add chopped nuts or a sprinkle of oats on top before baking for added texture.
These muffins are perfect for breakfast, brunch, or as a sweet treat any time of day!
Chai-spiced pear muffins with a maple glaze offer a unique flavor combination that’s sure to stand out and impress! Enjoy! 
 Pistachio Muffins with Buttercream Filling
Ingredients:
For the Muffins:

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup ground pistachios (about 1 ½ cups whole pistachios)
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
½ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
½ cup milk
⅓ cup vegetable oil (or melted butter)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
For the Buttercream Filling:

½ cup unsalted butter, softened
2 cups powdered sugar
2 tablespoons heavy cream (or milk)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
A pinch of salt
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Prepare the Muffin Batter:
In a food processor, pulse the pistachios until finely ground (but not a paste).
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, ground pistachios, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
In another bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, eggs, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide half of the muffin batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 1/3 full.
Make the Buttercream Filling:
In a medium bowl, beat the softened butter until creamy.
Gradually add the powdered sugar, heavy cream, vanilla extract, and salt. Beat until smooth and fluffy.
Add the Filling: Place a small dollop (about 1 teaspoon) of the buttercream filling in the center of each muffin cup on top of the batter. Then, spoon the remaining muffin batter over the filling, covering it completely.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the muffins comes out clean (the toothpick should not touch the filling).
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. You can dust them with powdered sugar or drizzle with additional buttercream if desired.
Tips:
For an extra touch, you can sprinkle chopped pistachios on top of the muffins before baking.
These muffins are best enjoyed fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for a few days. 
 I have everything in that ingredient list except for the vanilla extract. Be back in about 20 minutes. 
 Sarah is such a solid pleb. 
 Thanks, that is my favorite compliment today 
 The food store was packed! 
 welcome home, sir. which muffin did you land on. was it the pistachio? 
 Yep. I don't think I used enough pistachios, though. I thought having slightly under a cup would be enough but the flavor wasn't as strong as I had hoped. 
 Did the recipe have pistachio extract?  
 No, I'll try that next time. 
 Yeah I would get pistachio extract next time  
 Or try making a simple syrup with the pistachio and then drizzle on the ones you have  
 I’m nuts about pistachios 

Have you ever found pistachio cream?  There’s an Italian store near me selling it. Could be divine added into the buttercream… 
 I was just thinking, maybe using pistachio ice cream  
 I'm with my parents and my kids right now but I know what I'm buying for dessert now. 
 Fruitcake Muffins with Cream Cheese Frosting
Ingredients:
For the Muffins:

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon ground nutmeg
½ cup unsalted butter, softened
¾ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup buttermilk (or milk mixed with 1/2 teaspoon vinegar)
1 cup mixed dried fruits (such as raisins, cranberries, and chopped apricots)
½ cup chopped nuts (such as walnuts or pecans)
¼ cup candied fruit (optional)
For the Cream Cheese Frosting:

8 oz cream cheese, softened
½ cup unsalted butter, softened
2 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
A splash of milk (if needed for consistency)
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg.
Cream Butter and Sugar: In a large bowl, beat the softened butter and granulated sugar together until light and fluffy. This should take about 2-3 minutes.
Add Eggs and Vanilla: Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Then, mix in the vanilla extract.
Combine Wet and Dry Ingredients: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture, alternating with the buttermilk. Start and end with the dry ingredients, mixing until just combined.
Fold in Fruits and Nuts: Gently fold in the mixed dried fruits, chopped nuts, and candied fruit (if using).
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Allow the muffins to cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
Make the Cream Cheese Frosting: In a medium bowl, beat the softened cream cheese and butter together until smooth. Gradually add the powdered sugar and vanilla extract, mixing until well combined. If the frosting is too thick, add a splash of milk to reach your desired consistency.
Frost the Muffins: Once the muffins are completely cool, spread or pipe the cream cheese frosting on top of each muffin.
Tips:
You can customize the dried fruits and nuts based on your preferences.
For added flavor, consider adding a splash of orange juice or zest to the muffin batter or frosting. 
 Coconut, Banana Chip, and Pineapple Tropical Muffins
Ingredients:
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour (or whole wheat flour)
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ cup granulated sugar (or coconut sugar)
2 large ripe bananas, mashed
½ cup crushed pineapple, drained (fresh or canned)
½ cup shredded coconut (sweetened or unsweetened)
½ cup vegetable oil (or melted coconut oil)
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup banana chips, roughly chopped (plus extra for topping, if desired)
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and granulated sugar.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, combine the mashed bananas, crushed pineapple, shredded coconut, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla extract. Mix until well combined.
Combine Mixtures: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Gently fold in the chopped banana chips.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full. If desired, sprinkle additional banana chips on top of each muffin.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. Enjoy them warm or at room temperature!
Tips:
For added flavor, you can mix in some chopped nuts, such as macadamia nuts or walnuts.
These muffins can be stored in an airtight container for a few days or frozen for longer storage. 
 Hot Chocolate Cayenne Muffins
Ingredients:
For the Muffins:

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper (adjust to taste)
¾ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
½ cup milk
⅓ cup vegetable oil (or melted butter)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (or dark chocolate chips)
For the Topping (optional):

¼ cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional, for extra heat)
2 tablespoons melted butter
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cayenne pepper, and granulated sugar.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, whisk together the eggs, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Combine Mixtures: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Gently fold in the chocolate chips.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full.
Make the Topping (optional): In a small bowl, mix together the granulated sugar, ground cinnamon, and cayenne pepper (if using). Brush the tops of the muffins with melted butter and then sprinkle the topping mixture generously on top.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. Enjoy them warm!
Tips:
Adjust the amount of cayenne pepper based on your heat preference. You can start with a smaller amount and add more if desired.
For an extra chocolatey experience, you can add a few extra chocolate chips on top before baking. 
 Boozy Chocolate Stout Muffins
Ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
¾ cup granulated sugar
1 large egg
½ cup stout beer (like Guinness)
⅓ cup vegetable oil (or melted butter)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)
For the Boozy Glaze (optional):

1 cup powdered sugar
2-3 tablespoons stout beer
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and granulated sugar.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, whisk together the egg, stout beer, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Combine Mixtures: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. If using, gently fold in the chocolate chips.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full.
Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Make the Boozy Glaze (optional): While the muffins are baking, whisk together the powdered sugar, stout beer, and vanilla extract in a small bowl until smooth. Adjust the consistency by adding more powdered sugar or beer as needed.
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. If using the glaze, drizzle it over the muffins while they are still warm.
Tips:
You can experiment with different types of beer for varied flavors, such as a fruity beer or a spiced beer.
These muffins are best enjoyed fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for a few days. 
 For the kids:

Unicorn Sprinkle Muffins
Ingredients:
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour (or whole wheat flour)
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
½ cup granulated sugar (or coconut sugar)
1 large egg
½ cup plain yogurt (or applesauce for a healthier option)
½ cup milk (or a non-dairy alternative)
⅓ cup vegetable oil (or melted coconut oil)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup colorful sprinkles (plus extra for topping)
Optional: a few drops of food coloring (pink, blue, or purple) for added color
Instructions:
Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a muffin tin with paper liners or grease it.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and granulated sugar.
Mix Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, whisk together the egg, yogurt, milk, vegetable oil, and vanilla extract. If using food coloring, add a few drops to the wet mixture and stir until combined.
Combine Mixtures: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Gently fold in the colorful sprinkles.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full. Sprinkle extra colorful sprinkles on top of each muffin.
Bake: Bake for 15-18 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Cool and Serve: Let the muffins cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack. Serve warm or at room temperature.
Tips:
You can use a mix of different types of sprinkles (like star-shaped or heart-shaped) for added fun.
For an extra touch, consider drizzling a simple glaze made from powdered sugar and milk on top and adding more sprinkles.