Oddbean new post about login | logout Attention, everyone! If I ever zapped you in the past, or if you ever zapped me, I’m going to need you to send me the following information immediately. Thank you for your help in stopping terrorism and illicit finance. Your full legal name Any aliases you’ve ever used Your current home address All your previous home addresses Your email address Your phone number Your Social Security or national ID number Your birthdate A photo of your drivers license or passport A list of every country you’ve ever visited Every social media handle you have ever used Your fingerprints (all of them) A sample of your DNA A drug test completed within the past 7 days A scan of your retinas Your dental records Every school you have ever attended Every school you have never attended Your shoe size Your shirt size Your hat size The names and addresses of six people who can verify all this information
You forgot to add penis size and butthole 😂
Ah, I knew I had forgotten something!
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Oh of course! Check your DM’s! Thanks for asking!
I knew I could count on you.
Nah
You want my measurements as well?
Please, but this is just for my personal curiosity.
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals, I mean gorgeous animals 😉😂 https://i.nostr.build/n5Ln.jpg
Oh fack 🫨🫨🫨
Your full legal name: GFY Any aliases you’ve ever used GFY Your current home address GFY All your previous home addresses GFY Your email address GFY Your phone number GFY Your Social Security or national ID number GFY Your birthdate GFY A photo of your drivers license or passport GFY A list of every country you’ve ever visited GFY Every social media handle you have ever used GFY Your fingerprints (all of them) GFY A sample of your DNA GFY A drug test completed within the past 7 days GFY A scan of your retinas GFY Your dental records GFY Every school you have ever attended GFY Every school you have never attended GFY Your shoe size GFY Your shirt size GFY Your hat size GFY The names and addresses of six people who can verify all this information. Check Nostr
Please fill out my online form, thanks 👍 https://downisontheup.ca/form.html
I am a 7 1/2 shoe size #footstr
Here you go https://image.nostr.build/743685a4f8f7f40fd56d7affb0342449a664e088c540f67552aaba8e21ddf11a.jpg
That’s far from the worst name I’ve ever heard. I genuinely feel bad for this dude. https://image.nostr.build/3abbde83f56f1404cd8ef06eb6548af6e58b6de2d6ea112034540e08bc109a1d.jpg
You can grab all of my details at https://shorter.me/-hESL
I'm on a boat ⛵ ru threatening me cornholio? 😂
Interestingly, the answer in every case is “gfy”
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Worldcoin fixes this. 👁️
Federal Bureau of Investigation “G-Men”, “Narc”, “The man” 935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW See my Wikipedia page TheMan@fbi.gov See Wikipedia page Yours July 26, 1908 Everything else below see fbi.gov or government approved wiki page. . . . Six people/agencies who can verify this: FBI (Yes we’re unapologetically self referential), CIA, NSA, IRS, ISIS, and ATF.
Thanks for the request Daniel Time to practice your kissing https://m.primal.net/HUcO.png
. . . And a picture of your butthole
Great example of just how absurd KYC can be and often actually is, lol.
I better get cool swag if you want my hat and shirt size.
My toothbrush is purple
New wallet, who dis?
