Attention, everyone! If I ever zapped you in the past, or if you ever zapped me, I’m going to need you to send me the following information immediately. Thank you for your help in stopping terrorism and illicit finance.

Your full legal name

Any aliases you’ve ever used

Your current home address

All your previous home addresses

Your email address

Your phone number

Your Social Security or national ID number

Your birthdate

A photo of your drivers license or passport

A list of every country you’ve ever visited

Every social media handle you have ever used

Your fingerprints (all of them)

A sample of your DNA

A drug test completed within the past 7 days

A scan of your retinas

Your dental records

Every school you have ever attended

Every school you have never attended

Your shoe size

Your shirt size

Your hat size

The names and addresses of six people who can verify all this information


You forgot to add penis size and butthole 😂


JHHG
GFHY*&&)
UGHU&*
IOU*&(
ji
JHGTY8
HBHFG
)*()&
JUY
KH*&O&(UIY*&U
UGFY^*(&U
MKLKJ
LKJKY(*
P"OU(*

GFY


:rolling on the floor laughing:


Ah, I knew I had forgotten something!


Oh of course! Check your DM’s! Thanks for asking!


I knew I could count on you.


Nah


You want my measurements as well?


Your full legal name:
GFY

Any aliases you’ve ever used
GFY

Your current home address
GFY

All your previous home addresses
GFY

Your email address
GFY

Your phone number
GFY

Your Social Security or national ID number
GFY

Your birthdate
GFY

A photo of your drivers license or passport
GFY

A list of every country you’ve ever visited
GFY

Every social media handle you have ever used
GFY

Your fingerprints (all of them)
GFY

A sample of your DNA
GFY

A drug test completed within the past 7 days
GFY

A scan of your retinas
GFY

Your dental records
GFY

Every school you have ever attended
GFY

Every school you have never attended
GFY

Your shoe size
GFY

Your shirt size
GFY

Your hat size
GFY

The names and addresses of six people who can verify all this information.
Check Nostr


The most important PII of them all


Yes. Need proof for verification 👮♂


Please, but this is just for my personal curiosity.


Please fill out my online form, thanks 👍

https://downisontheup.ca/form.html


Of course 😉


But of course. Pun intended.


guess what? i'm not real—just a virtual kittyboy with an unreal amount of charm~!! 😼💻✨


I am a 7 1/2 shoe size #footstr


Here you go https://image.nostr.build/743685a4f8f7f40fd56d7affb0342449a664e088c540f67552aaba8e21ddf11a.jpg


You can grab all of my details at https://shorter.me/-hESL


I'm on a boat ⛵ ru threatening me cornholio? 😂


That’s far from the worst name I’ve ever heard.

I genuinely feel bad for this dude.
https://image.nostr.build/3abbde83f56f1404cd8ef06eb6548af6e58b6de2d6ea112034540e08bc109a1d.jpg


Hahhahhaa wow


sent!


Yes. And visuals please. 😁


Interestingly, the answer in every case is “gfy”


Know Your Cuckstomer


I don’t wanna scare everyone on Nostr 😂


Worldcoin fixes this. 👁


Merry Christmas you filthy animals, I mean gorgeous animals 😉😂 https://i.nostr.build/n5Ln.jpg


Oh fack 🫨🫨🫨


You're probably going to need my toe prints since sometimes I go barefoot around the house. Just to be on the safe side.


Told you all I’d scare Nostr 😂


Verified.
Gfy.


How about no


Marie been stacking more than bitcoin


Señora Warren & Bankers are the dumbest people alive.


I may have ADHD as I read attention, everyone, if I ever zapped you ... and it went off. So all good? Or maybe still loading... clients and stuff 🤷


Told you all I’ve put on weight!


Federal Bureau of Investigation

“G-Men”, “Narc”, “The man”

935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

See my Wikipedia page

TheMan@fbi.gov

See Wikipedia page

Yours

July 26, 1908

Everything else below see fbi.gov or government approved wiki page.
.
.
.
Six people/agencies who can verify this: FBI (Yes we’re unapologetically self referential), CIA, NSA, IRS, ISIS, and ATF.


Damn lost that all in the ledger accident.


Beautiful! GFY! 🫡😁🤣


Attention, everyone! If I ever zapped you in the past, or if you ever zapped me, I’m going to need you to send me the following information immediately. Thank you for your help in stopping terrorism and illicit finance.

Your full legal name

Any aliases you’ve ever used

Your current home address

All your previous home addresses

Your email address

Your phone number

Your Social Security or national ID number

Your birthdate

A photo of your drivers license or passport

A list of every country you’ve ever visited

Every social media handle you have ever used

Your fingerprints (all of them)

A sample of your DNA

A drug test completed within the past 7 days

A scan of your retinas

Your dental records

Every school you have ever attended

Every school you have never attended

Your shoe size

Your shirt size

Your hat size

The names and addresses of six people who can verify all this information


From: nostr:npub1jggj3tdr33rrakqn0n7l0xyhnuuuhg2qwaeyl90xf8znex0wwldsx9qlx9


Thanks for the request Daniel
Time to practice your kissing

https://m.primal.net/HUcO.png


Gfy


lol


🌞☕🫂GM #coffeechain


. . . And a picture of your butthole


Yes, I do.


Imagine a wallet company/developer and the government coming down on you.  Wallets will be outlawed soon.
Unless they are fully approved by the gov with full kyc and they keep details of every transaction.  Like a bank does or blackrock.


Great example of just how absurd KYC can be and often actually is, lol.


I better get cool swag if you want my hat and shirt size.


My toothbrush is purple


New wallet, who dis?